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[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 72 points 6 days ago (15 children)

From the same people who scream and bitch and moan about their right of free speech. It's only their right apparently.

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[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 55 points 6 days ago (3 children)

What happened to the right to speak the truth?

[–] chiliedogg@lemmy.world 15 points 5 days ago

It's not the left to speak.

[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 39 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Their truth.

Their alternative facts.

The actual truth is for snowflakes and liberals to get upset over.

[–] BedSharkPal@lemmy.ca 12 points 5 days ago

This. All these losers champion free speech absolutism, and yet every single one of them tries their hardest to shut down dissent.

They know the slower among us will rally around the idea without thinking about it too much.

[–] Digital_Lemmy@lemmy.world 7 points 6 days ago

'Just put the weather in the bag bro'

[–] Lumiluz@slrpnk.net 73 points 6 days ago (3 children)

A lot of people here thinking the USA is speed running fascism here.

No, the USA was always an inspiration to fascism (just ask the remaining Native Americans as an example).

That's why it was able to adopt into it so quick. Not that hard to change a car to gasoline if it was already running on diesel.

[–] Venator@lemmy.nz 37 points 6 days ago (3 children)

Not that hard to change a car to gasoline if it was already running on diesel.

Is almost a good analogy, but that's not so easy 😅

[–] Spezi@feddit.org 17 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Frying fat would have been better, because most older diesels run on it out of the box.

[–] intensely_human@lemm.ee 5 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Who gets their frying fat in a box?

[–] Lumiluz@slrpnk.net 10 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Well it did take awhile, but it's definitely easier than turning a horse into an electric car

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[–] thespcicifcocean@lemmy.world 7 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

just have to replace the engine, how hard could it be? /s

better analogy would be converting a (relatively modern) gas engine to E85, it's simpler, from what i understand

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[–] Rozauhtuno@lemmy.blahaj.zone 16 points 6 days ago

Before WW2 broke out, the New York Times LOVED Mussolini. They kept pumping out articles about how much of a cool guy he was.

[–] Potatar@lemmy.world 7 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (6 children)

What if we called the original people Americans, and the newcomers immigrant Americans?

Clarity: Native American -> American

American -> Immigrant American

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[–] davidagain@lemmy.world 31 points 6 days ago (1 children)

...because it's really important that meteorology calculations are done with the correct conservative perspective, lest you predict the weather in too woke a way or start believing in climate change and other elitist liberal dogma?

[–] Archelon@lemmy.world 7 points 5 days ago (2 children)
[–] Homescool@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

When will you folks learn to appreciate the artistic license used to tell a larger Truth? ^^^/$

[–] davidagain@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago

He's such a dumb shit.

[–] rockettaco37@lemmy.world 39 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I'm honestly getting real fuckin fed up with this country

[–] Crikeste@lemm.ee 3 points 5 days ago

Good. I’m ready when you are, brother.

[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 24 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] T00l_shed@lemmy.world 7 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 2 points 5 days ago (1 children)

"Hey we're going into town to throw rotting fruit at the billionaire, wanna come?"

"Yeah, just lemme grab something outta my freezer first."

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[–] samus12345@lemm.ee 45 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

(The shirt makes it even better)

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 21 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (2 children)
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[–] Tikiporch@lemmy.world 35 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Meteorologist fired, picture unrelated.

[–] kamiheku@sopuli.xyz 22 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Had to do some memeological research; that's Yeon-mi Park, a North Korean defector on the Joe Rogan Podcast saying "in North Korea ..."

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[–] jol@discuss.tchncs.de 22 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Everything they accuse china and the opposition of doing it something they do or want to do themselves.

[–] Rozauhtuno@lemmy.blahaj.zone 17 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Every accusation is a confession.

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[–] pozzy77@lemmy.world 21 points 6 days ago

Her replacement will be predicting a lot of Heil in the future

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