Manjaro, easy choice.
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Is it actually sucky? I think I installed that once, but I didn't use that laptop much.
Guys we forgot to automatically update the let's encrypt certificate of our repos. In the mean time, just set the date on your machine to last week.
I want to install Linux on a Vacuum cleaner, which sucks the most?
Nix-OS. Nix translates to "nichts" in german, which translates to "nothing" in english. A vacuum creates sucktion force.
Also I get endless error messages sometimes, when I run nixos rebuild switch --upgrade, that sucks in a metaphorical sense, I need to modify the versions of programs I install.
NixOS does suck me into the occasional rabbit hole - nothing like Gentoo years ago though!
Void
Get it? Because a vaccuum is a vo--
Ironically it's probably Suckless.
Is suckless a distro? I thought it was just a collection of software
What is a distro but a collection of software?
Distros probably have a kernel though
The one that's put out when Elon buys the Linux Foundation.
Oracle linux, just tell them your carpet has an unlicensed database.
I was invited to a user group where oracle Linux was trying to get more adopters. The coolest thing they had was the ability to update a kernel driver while it was running. In place. Without downtime.
I asked them if they planned on pushing this improvement to the kernel devs and they just gave me a blank face.
Told me everything I needed to know about Oracle Linux. I promptly formatted the thumb drive they gave me for free.
If they released it for free then Ubuntu wouldn't have Ubuntu Pro to sell subscriptions to.
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They want to clean the carpet, not lose the house.
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Whoa, whoa, there are people who don't like Windows? I thought Windows was like the king of operating systems?
Whoa, whoa, there are people who like Windows?
All of them except Hannah Montana Linux, which is the One True Linux.
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Similar to a joke my dad told in the 90's
If Microsoft ever makes a product that doesn't suck, it'll be a vacuum cleaner.
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Apparently it's Athena Linux. At least, that's what the hackable vacuums use.
This website is great xD
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android
It'll randomly doze off whenever you don't look at it for 5 seconds, tho.
the one you, the reader, uses
Now this turned meta-referencial really quick.
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Installing on my fridge. Which one is the coolest?
Kali Linux. All the kids talk about it. All the kids want to be with it.
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I'd say Manjaro but they'd probably DDOS your vacuum on accident.
... My vacuum actually does run Linux.
!It's a roborock with Valetudo installed so it doesn't need internet access!<
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Womp womp
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