Hi, grandma? can u come pick me up from my rap battle? it's over. no, i lost. he saw u drop me off & did a pretty devastating rhyme about it.
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Hi, grandma? can u come pick me up from my rap battle? it's over. no, i won. he saw u drop me off & I did a pretty devastating rhyme about it.
Terrible, but I'd come up with the perfect lines three weeks later.
Confirmed whitest person ever here, I'd fail catastrophicly.
I'd beat you 'round the block
Uh...
a male chicken is a cock
Probably cause of the profile pic I reas that as Elvis
I have mad variance so I think 90% of the time I'd be the worst you can imagine, then 10% of the time I'd absolutely nail it.
I think I'd do ok because i have massively underserved confidence and would act like my lines were awesome regardless
absolutely godawful, I cannot improvise to save my life, much less do it rhyming
Probably NOT GOOD. I'm too....scatterbrained.
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Trees hydroponic, call me Old McDonald
Stoner broads want me like cold McDonalds
Worse than 
I can't improvise to save my life nor do I possess any sort of lyrical talent. Also when I'm nervous, I have a hard time raising by voice above a hushed mumble.
So I don't think I'd do very well.