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[–] disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world 78 points 2 months ago

Never go full retardant.

[–] subtext@lemmy.world 52 points 2 months ago (1 children)

And that was a hard R retardant

[–] MissJinx@lemmy.world 14 points 2 months ago

Tbf the words are the same amd mean the same

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 26 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (3 children)

Got a comment removed on reddit, from an otherwise great mod, for the R word. (Jesus, can't believe I have to type it that way.)

I was asking another person if they could try slowing the action on their pistol, see if that fixed it.

[–] ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 2 months ago

You mean Ride the hammer forward?

Lol

[–] Onomatopoeia@lemmy.cafe 17 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

~hey whatd you say to me?!~ 🐜

[–] Nougat@fedia.io 16 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Don't you dare check the ignition timing on your small block Chevy.

[–] Delphia@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Small block? Why would you waste any time when you can grab a BBC and blow a tranny... well thats if your rear end survives.

[–] TotalFat@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago
[–] ThrowawayPermanente@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The inclusive procedure is to advance it slightly less than 360 degrees

[–] Bgugi@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Uhhh... Sounds like a great way to include your exhaust as a combustion chamber!

[–] magnetosphere@fedia.io 14 points 2 months ago (1 children)

gaydaddy is either a troll or has a bad sense of humor

[–] aaa999@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

bot using ctrl f, perhaps

[–] SirMaple__@lemmy.world 13 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

"gaydaddy" user better stay out of the aviation industry....

https://aerocorner.com/blog/retard-meaning/

[–] Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 2 points 2 months ago

Or automotive.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 11 points 2 months ago

"I'm going to have to ask you to retard your language."

"It's retarded! I'm retarded!"

[–] pHr34kY@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Gaydaddy, of course you're afraid of retardant when you're a flaming bundle of sticks.

[–] Septimaeus@infosec.pub 9 points 2 months ago

From now on, all ignition sparks are advanced. #progress

[–] motor_spirit@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

it's spreadin like uh... Wild.. fire

[–] DannyBoy@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 months ago

gaydaddy would not like the French.

[–] chonglibloodsport@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

Poe’s law applies here. Touché gaydaddy, touché!

[–] Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

My comment got removed for using the word, wtf lemmy, I thought we didn’t pull this petty shit.

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social -1 points 2 months ago

"Is this not the freezed peach paradise I was promised by myself in my head?"

[–] someguy3@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

With a hard T. Two Ts in fact.

[–] jaggedrobotpubes@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It's the same as idiot or moron, which could both be rather limply accused of being ableist, but we all understand aren't. You would call charlie kirk those words, and you would never call someone with a mental handicap those words.

R-word (which lemmy censors) is fine, just don't use it in the ableist and fucked up way.

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 1 points 2 months ago

"It's not ableist to call people I don't like these words of contempt that specifically refer to a mental condition"

Do you people listen to yourselves? I'll call Kirk a moron any day of the week but it's ableist to do it and I probably shouldn't.

[–] RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Ah, I figured the language would be "an heartbreaking"

[–] DragonsInARoom@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Highest IQ twitter comment