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[–] disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world 78 points 4 days ago

Never go full retardant.

[–] subtext@lemmy.world 52 points 4 days ago (1 children)

And that was a hard R retardant

[–] MissJinx@lemmy.world 14 points 4 days ago

Tbf the words are the same amd mean the same

[–] pHr34kY@lemmy.world 10 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Gaydaddy, of course you're afraid of retardant when you're a flaming bundle of sticks.

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 26 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (3 children)

Got a comment removed on reddit, from an otherwise great mod, for the R word. (Jesus, can't believe I have to type it that way.)

I was asking another person if they could try slowing the action on their pistol, see if that fixed it.

[–] ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 4 days ago

You mean Ride the hammer forward?

Lol

[–] Onomatopoeia@lemmy.cafe 17 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

~hey whatd you say to me?!~ 🐜

[–] jaggedrobotpubes@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

It's the same as idiot or moron, which could both be rather limply accused of being ableist, but we all understand aren't. You would call charlie kirk those words, and you would never call someone with a mental handicap those words.

R-word (which lemmy censors) is fine, just don't use it in the ableist and fucked up way.

"It's not ableist to call people I don't like these words of contempt that specifically refer to a mental condition"

Do you people listen to yourselves? I'll call Kirk a moron any day of the week but it's ableist to do it and I probably shouldn't.

[–] magnetosphere@fedia.io 14 points 4 days ago (1 children)

gaydaddy is either a troll or has a bad sense of humor

[–] aaa999@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

bot using ctrl f, perhaps

[–] Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)

My comment got removed for using the word, wtf lemmy, I thought we didn’t pull this petty shit.

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social -1 points 2 days ago

"Is this not the freezed peach paradise I was promised by myself in my head?"

[–] Nougat@fedia.io 16 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Don't you dare check the ignition timing on your small block Chevy.

[–] Delphia@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Small block? Why would you waste any time when you can grab a BBC and blow a tranny... well thats if your rear end survives.

[–] ThrowawayPermanente@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

The inclusive procedure is to advance it slightly less than 360 degrees

[–] Bgugi@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

Uhhh... Sounds like a great way to include your exhaust as a combustion chamber!

[–] SirMaple__@lemmy.world 13 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

"gaydaddy" user better stay out of the aviation industry....

https://aerocorner.com/blog/retard-meaning/

[–] Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 2 points 3 days ago

Or automotive.

[–] Septimaeus@infosec.pub 9 points 4 days ago

From now on, all ignition sparks are advanced. #progress

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 11 points 4 days ago

"I'm going to have to ask you to retard your language."

"It's retarded! I'm retarded!"

Ah, I figured the language would be "an heartbreaking"

[–] motor_spirit@lemmy.world 8 points 4 days ago

it's spreadin like uh... Wild.. fire

[–] DragonsInARoom@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

Highest IQ twitter comment

[–] DannyBoy@sh.itjust.works 7 points 4 days ago

gaydaddy would not like the French.

[–] chonglibloodsport@lemmy.world 6 points 4 days ago

Poe’s law applies here. Touché gaydaddy, touché!

[–] someguy3@lemmy.world 5 points 4 days ago

With a hard T. Two Ts in fact.