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[–] mke@programming.dev 19 points 1 day ago

This a shitpost in a humor community, so I'm probably over thinking it... But from the very first time I saw that text, it felt a bit like a heterosexual man joking that his dick would fix a lesbian. Not a huge fan. This version with an anime background somehow makes it worse.

[–] uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I can't speak to the context but assuming this is not a reverse lesbian cure with porn latitude, there is the possibility of situational sexuality, most evident in:

  • Prisons
  • Traditional (men only) navies
  • Gender-isolated schooling
  • Cloistered communities where celebacy is mandated.

So the non-rapey possibility is that they're isolated from men for long enough for attitudes to change.

Here in western (Christianity-informed) society our squeamishness about sexuality only exacerbates the effects of situational sexuality. The Navy will literally awaken your gay. (assuming you have a normal libido.)

[–] Maggoty@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

There's women on ships now so the Navy gets the same brand of "Deployment Goggles" the Army and Marines have been using.

[–] ElectroLisa@lemmy.blahaj.zone 66 points 2 days ago (1 children)

"I'm straight but shit happens"

[–] azi@mander.xyz 54 points 2 days ago (1 children)

—bicurious scat fetishist

[–] Hexarei@programming.dev 51 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I'd like to return one mental image, please

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 16 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] Hexarei@programming.dev 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

No but I don't even need my money back, man. You can just dispose of it for me tbh

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 1 day ago

i'm sorry but we're not allowed to handle hazardous material, company policy. And i'm afraid there's no facility in the area yet that handles disposing of it either, you'll just have to hold onto it.

[–] biggerbogboy@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 days ago

They didn't give me one 😭

[–] tfw_no_toiletpaper@lemmy.world 18 points 2 days ago
[–] verdare@beehaw.org 32 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Bold words for the one who gets pinned down later on.

[–] desktop_user@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

what's the source, if I may ask.?

[–] verdare@beehaw.org 34 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] PeachyMcPeachface@lemmy.blahaj.zone 33 points 2 days ago (4 children)

Japan has insanely long titles for light novels (which was also adopted by manga) in order to get people to pick up books. There's such an influx of light novels the writers starting turning the titles into summaries.

[–] Nelots@lemm.ee 21 points 2 days ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)
[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 2 days ago

Part way through reading that title, my brain instinctively tried to "Chuck Tingle" it.

Backstabbed in the butt by my own butt in a Backwater Dungeon..."

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml 6 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Nah, it's a limitation of the main platform that forces that. What was it again, they have nowhere to place a description so they have to use the title for that to get readers.

Its the ultimate "Dont judge a book by its cover" counter system. Its kinda odd but i honestly dont mind it unless it spoils too much.

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

which i would get if they weren't all minor variations upon the exact same thing, like come on give me a light novel title that sounds like lord of the rings

Pretty sure this was a joke but The Faraway Paladin is an isekai that seems VERY inspired by, if not derivative of, The Hobbit.

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 days ago

Nice read btw.

[–] Phen@lemmy.eco.br 23 points 2 days ago
[–] sundrei@lemmy.sdf.org 15 points 2 days ago

MACARONI in a POT.

[–] Floodedwomb@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago
[–] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 days ago

I am bow tie pasta

[–] DogWater@lemmy.world 0 points 2 days ago

Ahh yes rape and sexual assault