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[โ€“] drascus@sh.itjust.works 30 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I sent this to my wife for a chuckle and she was like " who is Jessica" I replied its a meme you fool I don't even have an iPhone.

[โ€“] AstralPath@lemmy.ca 16 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Yikes. I don't know whether to laugh or cringe at this ๐Ÿ˜ฌ

[โ€“] nifty@lemmy.world 1 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[โ€“] normalexit@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago

It made me gassy.

[โ€“] gens@programming.dev 7 points 5 days ago (2 children)
[โ€“] victorz@lemmy.world 1 points 5 days ago

Yeah baby Jerry rig that shit

[โ€“] HiddenLayer555@lemmy.ml 1 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (2 children)

You can type with literally anything with a resistive touchscreentaps head

[โ€“] gens@programming.dev 4 points 5 days ago

It's capacitive :)

[โ€“] victorz@lemmy.world 1 points 5 days ago

resistive touchscreen

Whenever I type I always yell "STOP RESISTING"

[โ€“] MargotRobbie@lemm.ee 8 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Oh yeah. Back home we used to call those a Spindly Jimothy.

[โ€“] HawlSera@lemm.ee 10 points 6 days ago

Slender James eh? Based

[โ€“] Gork@lemm.ee 138 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[โ€“] BarrelAgedBoredom@lemm.ee 13 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[โ€“] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 2 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

James slimington

[โ€“] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 135 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Let her go. Anyone that doesn't appreciate innovation like this will just slow you down on your path to greatness.

[โ€“] 200ok@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago (1 children)

See also, using a slim Jim for your fingerprint unlock

[โ€“] MonkeMischief@lemmy.today 6 points 6 days ago

Ah haaah, now it's just a key...

But then you take a bite in a moment of weakness, and you're locked out. :(

[โ€“] Lenny@lemmy.zip 90 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

4:20

69 unread messages

Nice

[โ€“] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 56 points 1 week ago (10 children)
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[โ€“] Jeeve65@ttrpg.network 65 points 1 week ago (3 children)

totally unrelated time in the screenshot, I'm sure

or unread messages?

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[โ€“] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 35 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Jessie?

James?

I suddenly have an image of the people in this conversation...

[โ€“] MonkeMischief@lemmy.today 3 points 6 days ago

(spotlights dramatically click on)

"Prepare 4-20!"

"And make 69 funny!"

Jessie: I've been thinking of dating other men

James: Me too!

[โ€“] disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago

Back when we were kids he went by Skinny Jimmy.

[โ€“] just_an_average_joe@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 1 week ago (6 children)

Who's taking the photo? Do people really have extra phones around just for moments like this?

[โ€“] pyre@lemmy.world 1 points 5 days ago

not this thread again

[โ€“] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 week ago (2 children)

They are making cameras now for kids without phones attached. Might be one of those.

[โ€“] authorinthedark@lemmy.sdf.org 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)

they also make cameras for adults without phones on them

That's ridiculous how would you even post the photos?

[โ€“] Elgenzay@lemmy.ml 10 points 1 week ago

I've never seen a kid without a phone attached

[โ€“] chiliedogg@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I carry 2 phones all the time. I work in government. If I use my phone for work, it becomes subject to Open Records requests, so the city gives me a stipend to pay for a second phone to do all my city business.

I worked at a different city that didn't do that for most employees, and everyone just used their personal phones anyway. We got an Open Records request that resulted in me having to search everyone's text message history. I felt dirty.

[โ€“] MonkeMischief@lemmy.today 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)

So in that scenario, taking a picture like the OP would result in some raised eyebrows no matter which phone snapped the picture of which phone, it sounds like! XD

I have a separate phone for work. Not government or anything. I have a bunch of personal apps on it, but I don't like having my only phone be owned by my work.

[โ€“] 7bicycles@hexbear.net 5 points 1 week ago

am I getting old? I got like 5 devices around that can take photos that are not a phone on account of before phones used to be able to do that you had devices for it

[โ€“] Rolder@reddthat.com 4 points 1 week ago

Hanging out with a friend or family and borrowing their phone, I would imagine

[โ€“] Aquilae@hexbear.net 3 points 1 week ago

I for one don't throw away old/broken devices so long as they at least boot up

[โ€“] NutWrench@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 week ago

Well, more Slim Jims for the rest of us, then.

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