Expanding the definition of night to some 36 hours to improve the lore is a pretty good bit. Like, he is racing the international date line so he gets one hour of night for each time zone and about 10 hours he could spend in each zone to play around with does cut down the time pressure a little bit.

[–] Xavienth@lemmygrad.ml 11 points 1 day ago (2 children)

It's actually a 26 hour night. That sounds like it makes no sense, but trust me, time zones are weird.

[–] Edie@hexbear.net 3 points 1 day ago

Its actually a, don't ducking bother, make it someone else's problem, time and timezones are a nightmare, hour night.

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[–] FunkYankkkees@hexbear.net 14 points 1 day ago

If Santa Claus was real, he would not survive the yankee reich. This would be mitigated by no USAmericans being on the good list

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 14 points 1 day ago

Quantum Santa entanglement

[–] peeonyou@hexbear.net 12 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

we never had wrapped presents from "santa" under the tree... all the presents were from mom and dad.. but on christmas morning our stockings would have candy and small toys like a yoyo or a harmonica or something in them and the implication was that it was from "santa"

[–] Sudomeapizza@lemm.ee 2 points 22 hours ago

I beg to differ. We can see his exact route in realtime on Christmas eve delivering presents. 100% possible! https://www.noradsanta.org/en/map

[–] FALGSConaut@hexbear.net 8 points 1 day ago

So fucking glad my siblings never told their kids that Santa is real. I'm so happy that I don't have to pretend this guy is anything but a Christmas Mascot

[–] SoyViking@hexbear.net 8 points 1 day ago

If magic was real it would defy the known laws of physics. Yeah, that is how magic works.

[–] LocalOaf@hexbear.net 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

NERDDDDDDD

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[–] xiaohongshu@hexbear.net 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Santa is a higher dimensional creature though.

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