I hope the struggle session was worth it.
welcome to the brandon regime. eggs cost 7 dollars, cats fuck outside your window, and my kids wont call me because i'm "racist on facebook".
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Now I'm going to refer outdoor cats fucking as cats having a struggle session. I'm also going to refer to all instances of struggle sessions here as cats fucking.
Can’t keep a back alley Romeo down 
It's a hallmark Christmas movie for cats.
Mister Claws is out for a night on the town. He didn't expect to meet that girl from the litter across the street.
Maybe with a little Cinemax thrown in.
this is the future neoliberals want
Another reason to hate neoliberals
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Once they're done you gotta give both a smoocher on the head to congratulate them on the sex.
If you've got any outside cats outside then it means that you haven't struggled enough during the session
Tell them "Hey, stop that" but in a very unsure tone
But then the cats will pick up on that uncertainty and eat me as a post coital snack before they resume hate making.
No, the uncertainty will throw them off, to establish dominance over you they'll get closer to ascertain "what your problem is humen" and as they get within arms reach you put them in air jail, securing victory
wow, you know a lot about cats.
Maybe she is one. :fry:
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Lol I was pretty excited to have this happen
"But Cammy," you say, "You can't be sure they were both outdoor cats! You're acting in bad faith!"
To which, I say, "I caught them en flagrante outside of my window."
Catwatch hour 2 - the cats have ended their tryst and I feel tired. Good night 
Give them some space, vacate your house if need be.
Say BOO
What if they think I'm saying BOO-URNS?
You must do your duty 
It's fucking raining. God himself was spritzing them with water. If anything, the rain might be giving them strange sexual powers
waoohh free paleocon vitalist kitty sex soundscape??!!? based-pilled so jealous
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