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[–] ekky@sopuli.xyz 3 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Just detach the blades. You can always re-attach them when you've landed.

[–] halvar@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago

I doubt you'll need to if you already had to eject.

[–] nuke@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Works as a secret weapon too.

Oh you think I've been disarmed? *smirks* AMATEUR *violently ejects rotor blades in all directions*

[–] Fosheze@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I was just thinking the entire rotor assembly detaches and the helocopter falls away from it. But I think I like your idea better.

[–] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago

For ejection, the blades come off.

For combat, whole-rotor Beyblade.

[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] Kaliax@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

The angle of the top of his feet/boots remind me of the Ron DeSantis boot thing - where he's actually using a platform type setup to gain height.

[–] RogueBanana@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What is this from? Looks pretty cool

[–] epsilon_eridani@startrek.website 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Edge of Tomorrow. Fun movie.

[–] Klear@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Great for fans of Tom Cruise because he's in it.
Great for people who hate Tom Cruise because you get to see him die over and over again!

[–] tgirlschierke@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 month ago

I know it's been an ungodly amount of time, but I really recommend reading the original manga "All You Need Is Kill".

[–] nullpotential@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Attach the ejector seat TO the helicopter blades so that they both eject and you get a cool propeller and can fly around and it can shoot lasers and stuff too.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Just eject the damaged parts. Viola

[–] pkw@snac.d34d.net 1 points 1 month ago

Isn't this just a variation of WW2 planes shooting their guns
successfully thru the propeller blades?

[–] rockSlayer@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Hear me out:

Seats that drop out of the bottom of the helicopter

[–] JohnDClay@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Some Russian helicopters do this

[–] rockSlayer@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

How many of those are intentional?

[–] zaphod@sopuli.xyz 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] SynopsisTantilize@lemm.ee 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Did it work? Like are the test subjects still alive lol that sounds like rear decapitation city

[–] zaphod@sopuli.xyz 0 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I think the main problem with down-firing ejector seats was that they require a minimum altitude to work.

https://aviation.stackexchange.com/questions/1439/is-there-a-minimum-altitude-for-ejection-seats

[–] SynopsisTantilize@lemm.ee 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm gonna turn to YouTube to see what I can find. This is pretty cool. Cars should have ejector seats too.

[–] swab148@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

They'd definitely have a minimum altitude to work

[–] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago

"And what's the minimum altitude?"

"Uh, one, I suppose."

[–] SuckMyWang@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] zaphod@sopuli.xyz 1 points 1 year ago

I think they did it in a fast and furious movie, I'm not sure if that's up to NCD standards.

[–] TheMightyCanuck@sh.itjust.works 0 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

So basing off another comment. Have the Ejection seat tied to the rotor and shaft (not in a way that the chair spins. Duh)

Then (as long as rotor hasn't disintegrated) you can eject the seat with the rotor, thus minimizing filet chances... Whilst also floating to the ground softly like those whirly paper helicopter things you played with as a kid

Boom. Parachute free ejection seat

[–] nuke@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago

Hold up, let him cook