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[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 38 points 6 months ago (2 children)

You're most likely to be killed by your health insurance company or by a car though

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 26 points 6 months ago (1 children)

You're most likely to be killed by your health insurance company

Not if you get them first luigi-dance

[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 24 points 6 months ago

The best part about corporate personhood is that if your corporation is a person it can indeed be killedthe-doohickey

[–] Nakoichi@hexbear.net 16 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I'm on my lunch and literally almost got killed by some dipshit in a prius running the light.

[–] keepcarrot@hexbear.net 7 points 6 months ago (1 children)

My friend who went to the US and lived there for three years said Americans driving is something else

[–] Nakoichi@hexbear.net 4 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

I don't usually yell at people on the street but they slowed down for like half a second and I thought they noticed the cross walk sign and then just sped up anyway. I'm wearing a fucking bright neon green safety jacket and smoking a cigarette so I just yelled at the top of my lungs "WHAT THE FUCK! FUCK YOU". In that moment if I could have caught up to that person I would have probably threatened to beat their ass.

[–] PKMKII@hexbear.net 16 points 6 months ago (1 children)

And because of that you’re several times more likely to be killed by someone of your own race/ethnicity than someone of a different race /ethnicity.

[–] sooper_dooper_roofer@hexbear.net 13 points 6 months ago (1 children)

the "but black-on-black crime tho" argument applies 100000000000x over to mayos

mayos literally own over half of the fucking world
if your life sucks it's because of whites, even if ur white

[–] propter_hog@hexbear.net 9 points 6 months ago (1 children)

if your life sucks it's because of whites, even if ur white

Should be a tagline, just to spread the word. This is 100% unbiased fact.

[–] sooper_dooper_roofer@hexbear.net 4 points 6 months ago

you heard 'em mods

[–] coeliacmccarthy@hexbear.net 15 points 6 months ago (1 children)

this is why you should always be more afraid of a person the closer and more intimate you are with them

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 13 points 6 months ago (1 children)

My ex broke my heart, no really, she stabbed me in the heart :rodney-dangerfield:

[–] CliffordBigRedDog@hexbear.net 13 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

They need to catch this "Unknown" guy

[–] BodyBySisyphus@hexbear.net 4 points 6 months ago

What I'm taking away from this is if I ever get that "do I know you...?" feeling around someone, that is my cue to cut and run.