this post was submitted on 22 Dec 2024
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[–] Hatandwatch@hexbear.net 24 points 20 hours ago (3 children)

Third Slice: It's in my hand

[–] o_d@lemmygrad.ml 4 points 14 hours ago

When you tap your pocket and the rush of anxiety hits you when you realize your phone isn't in there. Only to realize seconds later that you're using it and it's in your hand. Thanks ADHD!

[–] RoabeArt@hexbear.net 11 points 20 hours ago

Fourth slice: it's underneath the sock that I failed to move while I was tossing the rest of my house looking for it.

[–] PaulSmackage@hexbear.net 3 points 16 hours ago

Glasses or phone: i already have them, i'm just stupid.

[–] propter_hog@hexbear.net 3 points 13 hours ago

You have been diagnosed with ADHD, along with the hundred-odd chapos who upbeared this.

[–] dditty@lemm.ee 17 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

I have learned to never try and be clever by putting things in weird places; I never remember where they are. Now I just leave them in the middle of my table or right by my front door

[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 5 points 17 hours ago

I'm a big fan of putting shit by my shoes if I know I need it the next day.

[–] PointAndClique@hexbear.net 14 points 20 hours ago

If it's glasses then there's also 'still on my face'

[–] Robert_Kennedy_Jr@hexbear.net 16 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

I just ask myself where is the dumbest place I could put something.

[–] Feinsteins_Ghost@hexbear.net 13 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

So far I think my dumbest is keys in the fridge.

[–] Robert_Kennedy_Jr@hexbear.net 12 points 18 hours ago

That's fairly impressive.

[–] JustSo@hexbear.net 6 points 17 hours ago

Me with the drugs, but it's an overlapping venn with this circle concealing the other reality: I took all the drugs and don't remember shit.

[–] Blep@hexbear.net 9 points 20 hours ago

Im more of a 3:1 green: yellow kind of guy

[–] TraschcanOfIdeology@hexbear.net 6 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago)

This with my antidepressants. I can't even get a refill til next month, so now I need to turn the house inside out to find them.