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While I'm not adequate to helicopter, I've never been with a girl ("[mine]" or otherwise) who wasn't fascinated by the mechanisms of the organ. They've definitely all been curious about "the twitch" even though every woman I know does kegels.
I'm not qualified to comment on whether this applies to those who aren't otherwise interested.
If your partner can't handle you at your helicopter dick thing then they don't deserve your Co-bum-bo impersonation
My strapon is too rigid to helicopter 😔
You can buy floppy ones
Also, now I really want to see someone do that
You deserve better
You spin me right around , right around. Like a record, baby, right around.
Thank you for quoting the correct version of the song.
Now get off my lawn.