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The house next door to me is going up for sale soon and I’d like to delay that process as much as possible. What would be the most annoying music I could play when prospective buyers are next door?

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[–] TheRealShadeSlimmy@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)
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[–] unknown1234_5@kbin.earth 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

chicken dance it whatever the hell it's called

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[–] AceFuzzLord@lemm.ee 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

It's something that I don't know whether it's a dying subgenre ofa subgenre (genre?), but the nightcore music where all they do is speed up the music and shift the pitch. Literally no other edits. I would be running fast if a neighbor of mine started blasting that.

[–] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 week ago

Anything played with the recorder

[–] Hikermick@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

The Cattle Callin album buy Hank III. Every song is "music" played along with cattle auctioneers doing their thing

[–] shortwavesurfer@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 week ago

Nyam cat for sure

[–] agent_nycto@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Why try to delay it? Also trying to buy a house in this economy sheesh

[–] Fleppensteijn@feddit.nl 3 points 1 week ago

Opera singing and high pitched violin

[–] GrammarPolice@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago (6 children)
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[–] papertowels@lemmy.one 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Alright. Y'all ever hear about the shaggs?

A dad was told by a fortune teller that his yet-unborn kids were destined for musical stardom. After that, the dad had no choice but to force his eventual kids into a band.

These kids had no musical training. No sense of rhythm, no sense of pitch.

Their released music is the auditory equivalent of a child's crayon drawing hung on the fridge. It's astoundingly disjointed. It's all wrong. Frank Zappa said they're better than the Beatles. SOMEONE out there likes screamo. Some folks out there like bagpipes. Then what happens? Your neighbor loves blasting screamo. You've played yourself. Unless Frank Zappa is moving in, you'd be hard pressed to find a potential buyer that like the shaggs.

Enjoy.

[–] NONE_dc@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Someone went ahead of me and mentioned Nightcore, but I'll add any song by DJ KHALED would work too.

[–] megane_kun@lemm.ee 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

This is not a judgement of the musical genre and I think it's way more profound and expressive than the average commodified pop music we have. However, I remember making a report about the history of music (for an arts appreciation class in college) and I ended the report with some Japanoise (a genre of noise music) like this one:

https://youtu.be/L7p_C9OlN40

The teacher was really delighted, but my classmates were like "WTF?"


EDIT: Reworded some confusing sentence construction

[–] Sparky@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 week ago

Play banana phone on repeat 24/7 at max volume

[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 week ago

The ice cream truck in my area plays the calliope version of β€œIt’s a Small World” every summer, every day, and I want to burn it all down when I hear it. Alternatively, you could plays sounds that are above the adult frequency of hearing if they have children. The kids will be super annoyed and the adults will have no idea it’s even happening. Look up the β€œmosquito tone”.

[–] shasta@lemm.ee 3 points 1 week ago

Reggae can be fun, especially to dance to, but when heard through a wall, you mostly hear the bass and all reggae has the same bass track. It's almost comical, like that beat is a requirement of the genre. After hours of reggae you'll wanna smash that stereo.

[–] BeatTakeshi@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago
[–] drre@feddit.org 2 points 1 week ago

happy hardcore

[–] RouxBru@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Not sure about annoying, but have you considered psyopus? It tends to be my goto to piss people off

The soundtrack to The Music Man

[–] arken@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Something like this could get interesting

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[–] lolola@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 week ago

For me, it has to do with context.

Upbeat pop music while heading to the finish line of a 5k? Pretty good.

Upbeat pop music while I'm waiting in the psychiatrist's office so I can tell them my life is spiraling out of control? Not preferable.

[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Lady Jane the Mini Mermaid

https://youtube.com/watch?v=IVHPbda9MYQ

Disclaimer: Loud audio warning around 2:50

Also, you'll probably need eye bleach and a sanity check after a few times watching or listening to that.

[–] FireWire400@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Turn on the radio (to a contemporary pop station) and you'll see. Especially with all that christmas music right now.

[–] kambusha@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yLa8Br569gA

Edit: I take it back. This is awesome. Those laser guns are legit.

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