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The original was posted on /r/maliciouscompliance by /u/Cheeseballfondue on 2024-12-12 19:27:38+00:00.

At lunch, my 4-year-old niece Eliza being less than generous.

Mommy: “Can I have one of your fries?”

Eliza, carefully studying the remaining fries, selects one approximately 1 centimeter long and offers it up.

Daddy: “Eliza, that’s not very nice, you should give your mommy a bigger fry.”

Eliza: “This IS a French fry. It is a SMALL French fry. It is a French fry.”

Daddy: “Sweetie, we do not need any more lawyers in the family.”

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