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[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 143 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Me, calling my sister:

"Hey."

No response

"HEY!"

No response

"HEY, DICKLIPS!"

"What?"

[–] tfw_no_toiletpaper@lemmy.world 121 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

"You're my present this year"

[–] ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net 65 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] robocall@lemmy.world 18 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)
[–] flicker@lemmy.world 53 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

There is a Folgers ad that is written by people who do not have siblings, and performed by actors who want to fuck each other.

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[–] friendlymessage@feddit.org 43 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)
[–] MinFapper@startrek.website 20 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Aw man, I love how you just said "extended cut". It took me a looooong time to realize it's a parody.

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[–] bestelbus22@lemmy.world 14 points 2 weeks ago

I love the implication that there is no "real coffee" in west Africa, despite it being in the coffee belt (in contrast to the USA)

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[–] UnrepententProcrastinator@lemmy.ca 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I recommend the cj the x video on it.

[–] tfw_no_toiletpaper@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago

Based CJ the X enjoyer

I love their videos, insanely chaotic and just all around a brain massage

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[–] ceenote@lemmy.world 88 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

I don't think I've ever called my brother "bro". I call my friends "bro" all the time.

[–] Psychodelic@lemmy.world 23 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

Idk, I definitely call both my brothers bro, but I'm also 10 yrs younger than one and 21 yrs older than the other. They're also both half-bros tho, so maybe that's it

I've also used brochacho here and there since learning it

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[–] PugJesus@lemmy.world 62 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

Luckily, though an only child, I had plenty of friends with siblings and I quickly caught on to that 'sis' or 'bro' was never used in anything except the most facetious fashion.

[–] nifty@lemmy.world 69 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

We just called each other cunts

[–] dabaldeagul@feddit.nl 58 points 2 weeks ago

Found the Aussie

[–] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago

Maybe we should just stay bad at writing siblings. Let them keep this one, as a treat.

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[–] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 50 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)

Japanese translators have entered the chat.

[–] alquicksilver@lemmy.world 43 points 2 weeks ago

"Notice me, person-who-is-my-senior-in-whatever-situation-I-met-them!"

[–] Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc 23 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
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[–] Maultasche@lemmy.world 16 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] HollowNaught@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago

All according to cake

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[–] Neptr@lemmy.blahaj.zone 42 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

I just use my sibling's first name most of the time.

[–] Xanthrax@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago

Same, but every year, they get a shorter and a longer nickname.

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[–] bulwark@lemmy.world 33 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

It's called exposition. How else are lazy writers supposed to explain the relationship?

[–] UndercoverUlrikHD@programming.dev 32 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (5 children)

And then you got warhammer 40k writers

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[–] CriticalMiss@lemmy.world 31 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Me and my sister call each other “trash” (sounds better in our language). We constantly make jokes about the other being trash (I.e “I gotta take the trash out” with a subsequent “why do you need to go out?”) etc.

We’re in our 20s

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[–] jabathekek@sopuli.xyz 29 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] frickineh@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago

I was partial to, "Hey, fucko."

[–] Godnroc@lemmy.world 28 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Weird. I greet mine like Mufasa on the edge of the cliff. "BROTHER!"

I have yet to be thrown to my doom.

[–] Whats_your_reasoning@lemmy.world 11 points 2 weeks ago

My brother and I greet each other by straight-up shouting each other's names. Sometimes we go back and forth in increasingly-angry tones, before finally ending with a sweet and gentle, "... hi."

[–] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 25 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

My family has fully adopted the Buster Bluth, "Hey brother", "hey sister", "hey cousin".

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[–] Onionguy@lemm.ee 25 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

My bro used to call me shitpants (in German) and I callt my cousin lovingly "little shitpants" Also been called clevershit a lot by my siblings (which was fair ig.) But when things got tough they had my back.

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[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 23 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

My older brother and I never greeted each other except with nonverbal communication, IE hitting each other.

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[–] puppycat@lemmy.blahaj.zone 18 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

i have a lot of siblings, and the only time ive ever called any of them "sis" or "bro" is when my older step brother and i make fun of the "step bro" memes

[–] Mac@mander.xyz 18 points 2 weeks ago

make fun of

Uh huh. 🧐

[–] NikkiDimes@lemmy.world 16 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

My brother always says "hey little sister" to me though...

[–] cheers_queers@lemm.ee 9 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
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[–] taiyang@lemmy.world 15 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Since we're taking a poll in these comments, my go tos for my brother are "Hey Brotato" and "Hey Broseph", while my sister gets called her shortened first name (which she doesn't even go by, and hates, haha). Only time she gets sis is if I'm feeling silly and yell "Oi Sis!!!" with a vague cockney or pirate accent for some reason.

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[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 14 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

I call both of my siblings shitass (or poopbutt when their kids are around) because my dudes guess what they do with their asses

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[–] cranberryjam@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 points 2 weeks ago

"Oh dearest sister" is for when you want something. "Hey" is the standard greeting.

[–] 5in1k@lemm.ee 13 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

My sisters say hey sis to eachother. I’ll ask em if it’s making fun of this or if it’s real next time I see them.

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[–] Monster96@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago

Weird, I've always called my sister 'sis' and my sister calls me 'bro'

[–] OmegaLemmy@discuss.online 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

in Turkish it actually isn't far too uncommon to call your little brother 'son' (oğlum) haha

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[–] AVincentInSpace@pawb.social 10 points 2 weeks ago

bold of you to assume the conversations i have with my siblings include coherent words of any kind

[–] Ashen44@lemmy.ca 10 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

I just say "sister dearest". In every situation.

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[–] dovahking@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Hey fuckface! I'll have your oats now.

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[–] IndustryStandard@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
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