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Elon Musk to lead new efficiency department named after his favourite cryptocurrency (www.telegraph.co.uk)

submitted 8 months ago by BlackLaZoR@fedia.io to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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Tesla mogul will head up Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE) with Vivek Ramaswamy, to ‘dismantle bureaucracy and slash regulations’

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[–] Mango@lemmy.world 8 points 8 months ago

Bureaucracy is good at one thing; making sure nothing slips by.

Elon wants deniability.

[–] CosmoNova@lemmy.world 8 points 8 months ago

And "efficiency" directly translates to "maximizing human exploitation" for Elon. I mean holy crap what has the US elected themselves into?

[–] SharkEatingBreakfast@sopuli.xyz 6 points 8 months ago

DEPORT HIM, FFS!!!!

[–] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 5 points 8 months ago

I am sure he came up with the name

[–] j4k3@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago

I'm sorry, I'm not a fan of the man, but this absolutely MUST come with the title of Lord

XXX DOGE Lord ^has^ ^a^ ^certain^ ^ring^

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