In his circles apparently HGH is viewed, erroneously, as a life extension drug. It wouldn't surprise me for an instant if he was mainlining it out of a fear of dying like a common peasant.

[–] cmbabul@lemmy.world 29 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

There ain’t a doubt in my that Elon is obsessed with life extension and is petrified of the end of his life. All the rich tech folks are that’s why they’ve spent so much trying to position themselves into being god kings and do t care about wrecking the planet. They think they’re about to ascend like this is FMA Brotherhood but it didn’t work out for the rich and powerful there either

[–] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago

Wants to live forever but is too lazy to hit the gym and too weak to leave the coke in the bag. He thinks that pumping hormones into his body is all he has to do.

At least that weirdo millionaire Bryan Johnson puts a ton of effort into his quest for longevity.

[–] QuantumSparkles@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

He definitely plans on becoming a sandworm

[–] synae@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 2 weeks ago

my skin is not my own!

[–] Dragonstaff@leminal.space 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

You'd think people who want to live forever would care more about the environment. But I guess the worst consequences they'll face is a shorter ski season.

[–] cmbabul@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago

They think they are going to go to space and become gods. It'd be pathetic if we werent all gonna pay the price for it

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[–] Oxen@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Exactly this! I was about to post that it looks like he has a distended GH gut but never worked out a day in his life. Exogenous testosterone doesn't do this.

[–] Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zone 40 points 2 weeks ago

He’s probably on some weird designer drug. Not because he has to evade tests like athletes, but just because he thinks it makes him smarter than taking FDA approved drugs.

[–] sudo@programming.dev 65 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

7/10 Photoshop job. There aren't distortion lines but it is noticeably blurrier where its been edited.

I don't object to photoshopping billionaires. Im only asking for a sharper job.

[–] shapesandstuff@feddit.org 31 points 2 weeks ago

Someone posted the original down here. Still weird. Same with his beach pics from a bit ago

Don't get me wrong, I'm against judging appearances but I'll take any chance to shit on musk

[–] HellsBelle@sh.itjust.works 48 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Looks like my dad's belly just before he found out he had metastatic pancreatic cancer and his liver was full of it.

[–] Minarble@aussie.zone 16 points 2 weeks ago

Sorry about your dad.

[–] doggle@lemmy.dbzer0.com 34 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

No way he doesn't have something under his shirt, right?

[–] Grainne@lemmy.dbzer0.com 41 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

[–] doggle@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 week ago

Well... I wish I hadn't seen that

[–] QuantumSparkles@sh.itjust.works 29 points 2 weeks ago

It fits with his shirtless pics a couple years ago

[–] Pappabosley@lemmy.world 33 points 2 weeks ago

He's about to smuggle food into a cinema

[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 33 points 2 weeks ago

Cybertruck was a self-portrait

[–] dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 31 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

I think it's HGH gut. Man's rich as hell, so of course he's going to pay for all the health and life-extending stuff he can get his hands on. Human growth hormone can combat aging, but it's not perfect.

HGH is known to be an effective generator of muscle mass, which is why it is so often a favorite for bodybuilders. However, there is a large concentration of growth hormone receptors in the large intestine, which can contribute to the intestine’s undesired growth. Specifically, this tends to occur when an individual uses illegal HGH without doctor supervision.

[–] leftytighty@slrpnk.net 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)

His capacity for retaining and spewing shit has been exponentially growing as well. Coincidence?

[–] dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

One way or another: he's full of it.

[–] TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago

Aka Rogan Gut

[–] MisterD@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 week ago

Here I thought it was a colostomy bag

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[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 24 points 2 weeks ago

Can't wait for the xenomorph to burst out.

[–] Dave2@lemmy.blahaj.zone 22 points 2 weeks ago

Stage 4 gastric cancer!! 🎉🎉🥳

[–] jabathekek@sopuli.xyz 20 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

must be a side effect of the hair implants

[–] GammaGames@beehaw.org 7 points 2 weeks ago

I think the steroids gave him a muscle baby

[–] ColdWater@lemmy.ca 9 points 2 weeks ago

What the fuck?

[–] belated_frog_pants@beehaw.org 6 points 2 weeks ago

Why are we making fun of his body when its what he does thats the issue. If he was in peak physical form he would still be a stupid hateful piece of dogshit hell bent on getting attention and being a king

[–] The_Che_Banana@beehaw.org 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I've seen this also with heavy drinkers.

[–] Kit@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

You'd see more fat distribution over the rest of his body. This absolutely looks like HGH Gut to me.

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[–] prex@aussie.zone 4 points 2 weeks ago

Looks like he's about to eat a child.

[–] yemmly@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

Drankin

[–] Hobbes_Dent@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

AbdoLink

[–] Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Lizard people. I swear to God they took Chappelles skin and fucked up everything else.

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[–] Passerby6497@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

It's that the Bastard Belly Lift I've been hearing about?

[–] Fontasia@feddit.nl 2 points 2 weeks ago

Start the reactor Quad?

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