this post was submitted on 29 Oct 2024
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Showerthoughts

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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The best ones are thoughts that many people can relate to and they find something funny or interesting in regular stuff.

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[–] Slovene@feddit.nl 70 points 1 day ago (4 children)

They're escorts. They're only hookers when they're dead.

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 23 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Hey! Hookers are street working girls.

You find whores at brothels.

[–] someguy3@lemmy.world 18 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

Who are you so wise in the ways of sex workers?

And escorts?

[–] vulgarcynic@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I can't believe my sleep addled brain read this as "e-scorts" like it was some new gaming thing.

[–] greybeard@lemmy.one 15 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Careful, some tech bro will take that and get a billion dollars in venture capital for "eScorts: Uber for hookers".

[–] vulgarcynic@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

How quickly can you write up a proposal? We can have GPT get us a mockup of the ui by tomorrow and be ready for production by Friday...

Did I say all of that correctly?

[–] Valmond@lemmy.world 2 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Just throw in AI there and we're good!

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[–] mvirts@lemmy.world 24 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Lol still trying to decide if the linuxsucks community is entirely genuine.

[–] CTDummy@lemm.ee 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Considering the mod will ban you for expressing literally the same sentiment as the OP and was posting multiple time daily, I think they are.

[–] mvirts@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)
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[–] Shard@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago

I knew all those Linux users were dirty sluts.

[–] AnitaAmandaHuginskis@lemmy.world 0 points 11 hours ago

Eloquently said

[–] IHeartBadCode@fedia.io 32 points 1 day ago

Really I'm just disappointed in the lack of blackjack here.

[–] smokebuddy@lemmy.today 8 points 1 day ago
[–] Holyginz@lemmy.world 17 points 1 day ago (3 children)

I don't care that Linux is talked about here. It's just insufferable having people commenting with this superior attitude about it making it seem like the second coming. It's just as bad as aggressive vegans and cryptobros.

[–] dubyakay@lemmy.ca 16 points 1 day ago

Hope you like your new saviour, Crappy AI Generated Arch Jesus!

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[–] boreengreen@lemm.ee 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

GNU\Linux awareness is a good thing for everyone! If everone was aware; we would have better alternatives across the board.

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[–] ohellidk@sh.itjust.works 26 points 1 day ago (7 children)

I run both. everyone hates me :')

[–] Im_old@lemmy.world 44 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You run Linux in a brothel?

[–] lath@lemmy.world 41 points 1 day ago (2 children)

He runs a brothel on Linux.

[–] foggy@lemmy.world 21 points 1 day ago

That's just Linux with extra steps

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[–] cyborganism@lemmy.ca 17 points 1 day ago (10 children)

It's true that were total sluts aren't we?

We're never faithful to one distribution. Always hopping from one to the next until it doesn't satisfy us no more.

#LinuxSluts

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