I knew a guy who could put damn near a tbsp on a key. He was never allowed to get his own bumps.
Of sugar. Obviously I’m talking about sugar.
this post was submitted on 25 Oct 2024
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Didn't knew a "key bump" was a thing.
I kept thinking "bump key" which is a tool for bypassing locks
Yeah, it unlocks your ability to talk nonstop for hours on end all night, and then have a huge poop the next day.
You also have to chain smoke every single last cigarette in existence.
Yet another bonus
I have to have like 2 packs on me. And if someone starts bumming i start to have an anxiety attack and I’ll be like “LOL dude we are not gonna make it through the night!”
In places where cocaine is more pure it’s a thing. A small amount will get you zooted so there really isn’t a reason to do lines.
People at festivals do it all the time, ain't got no time to lay lines
Makes a "serviceable" scoop and reduces the amount of paraphernalia on your person.
Watch Die Hard.
The kids are gonna like me more, since I'm giving them bumps inside Parliaments, so they can also have a smoke with their coke. It's basically the same as giving out full-size candy bars. 😌
Wow. I thought a cocaine key was like short for kilo. Which I guess is an insane amount.
I never thought about putting the cocaine in the line etched into a key.
a kilo of cocaine would probably run ya like 50k depending on where you are lol
Hopefully these aren't the keys to the house.
deviant ollam is salivating rn
They're keys to the house. It's a white room, with black curtains.
Black roof country, no gold pavements, tired starlings
Isn't it the key to The Doors?
There are many ways in.
Fewer ways out.
lmao