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[–] Awesomo85@sh.itjust.works 5 points 7 hours ago

Two eyes, two ears, a chin, a mouth, ten fingers, two nipples, a butt, two kneecaps, a penis. I have just described to you the Loch Ness Monster. And the reward for its capture? All the riches in Scotland!

It's the same vibe.

[–] Hellsfire29@lemmy.world 22 points 10 hours ago

Nothing wrong with being proud of giving birth to a new life. Also nothing wrong with believing that you're more than that. It becomes a problem when people start forcing their beliefs on others.

[–] mathias_freire@lemmy.ml 19 points 11 hours ago (2 children)

God gave you ass holes, so it's your duty taking shits as much possible. with this mindset

[–] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 14 points 8 hours ago (1 children)
[–] univers3man@lemmy.world 2 points 7 hours ago (1 children)
[–] thesporkeffect@lemmy.world 3 points 7 hours ago

BROTHER I CAN'T HEAR YOU, YOU HAVE TO USE YOUR OUTSIDE VOICE. I HAVE HEARING DAMAGE FROM THE MOTORCYCLE AND ALL THE SLAYER CONCERTS.

[–] sirico@feddit.uk 2 points 8 hours ago

Toilet phone gang posters!

[–] beefbot@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

God gave human adult males flexible ****ncters the approximate circumference of my **** so there’s proof of what men are for 😘

[–] Hathaway@lemmy.zip 20 points 12 hours ago (2 children)
[–] cadekat@pawb.social 6 points 10 hours ago (1 children)
[–] beefbot@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Yep. Thought I’d keep it clean & not just yknow jam my tongue in there

[–] cadekat@pawb.social 5 points 8 hours ago

It's 2024. It's rude not to jam your tongue in there!

[–] beefbot@lemmy.blahaj.zone -1 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Yes, I censored myself. I love crude humor (OBV) but also thought, not everyone needs every last hairy rectal thought 🤷‍♂️😘🎊

[–] nomous@lemmy.world 6 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

You can curse online, nobody will tell. It's a bit strange to make jokes about anal sex with men but censor the words.

[–] beefbot@lemmy.blahaj.zone 0 points 6 hours ago

Cool criticism bro

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 35 points 21 hours ago

It’s always the people who are most obsessed with us reproducing who also work the hardest to make sure there isn’t any future for our children.

[–] RandomVideos@programming.dev 75 points 1 day ago (10 children)

Look at your bodies, men. Legs and arms. God created you to fight bears with no weapons every day of your life

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 63 points 1 day ago (1 children)

That's why I'm on Grindr everyday. To wrestle the bears.

[–] Montagge@lemmy.zip 22 points 22 hours ago

Thank you for your service

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[–] _bcron@midwest.social 99 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Look at your bodies, women! An internal inguinal canal less likely to cause a hernia, lower center of gravity, higher body fat, and less body hair for easier cleanup. God created you for spending long hours in the coal mines!

[–] AbeilleVegane@beehaw.org 1 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Such a genuinely good reductio, I'm stealing this!

[–] PhAzE@lemmy.ca 2 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Reductio... is that a Harry Potter spell?

[–] AbeilleVegane@beehaw.org 1 points 9 hours ago

Exactly, it's the fourth forbidden one, it helps with debunking theist views for instance

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[–] Apytele@sh.itjust.works 307 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (20 children)

Look at men's bodies! They have prostates capable of being stimulated to climax. God designed men for the magnificent job of bottoming and what could be more beautiful than a man orgasming while getting railed up the ass?

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[–] johannesvanderwhales@lemmy.world 141 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

Look at your body, people! Mouth, stomach, and intestines! God created you to produce shit!

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[–] peanutyam@lemmy.world 21 points 1 day ago (1 children)

“The Transformed Wife” is the worst of all the Transformers - must be a Decipticon hell bent on hating all women with brains….

[–] Classy@sh.itjust.works 17 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Lack of butterflies caused me to panic the first time he proposed, and I needed more time to think things through. I knew I liked him. I knew in terms of biblical values, he was a rare find. He wasn’t the most handsome guy ever, but he wasn’t repulsive either.

Oooof what a blog lmao

https://thetransformedwife.com/can-a-marriage-that-doesnt-begin-with-butterflies-last/

[–] lennivelkant@discuss.tchncs.de 10 points 17 hours ago

Poor lady, victim of a fucked up religion enforcing sexist bullshit, became an bullshitter in turn. I feel sorry for her.

Doesn't mean I excuse the crap she's dumping out there, of course.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 31 points 1 day ago (17 children)

Another possible housewife and incubator ruined by BIG ACADEMIA.

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[–] moistclump@lemmy.world 152 points 1 day ago (12 children)

Reminder that just because you don’t have children, doesn’t mean you have to achieve a certain level of career or academia. You’re still valid. I’m still valid…

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