What up chat its ya boi the Rizzler, and today were gonna be skibidin on the Ohio River while we play some Fortnite on my new iPhone 13 Pro Max, but wait there's more, were gonna be using my new XBOX series S controller with the new haptic feedback, now lets get this party started with some "Bussin Bussin Bussin" on the dance floor, so don't forget to hit that like button and subscribe to my channel, and if you do I'll give you a shoutout in my next video, and don't forget to follow me on Twitch, Instagram, and Twitter, and to use promo code "RIZZLER" to get a 10% discount on your next purchase on my TikTok shop. Oh shit look out the front window of the car it's Mr Beast and his new Tesla Model X with a custom wrap, I've got to pull up on him, so let's get some bangers going in the car to impress him, oh wait he's got a girl with him so let's turn down that music. "Yo what's up bro you're that Rizzler guy right, yeah dude I'm a huge fan of yours, you were the one who inspired me to get into YouTube" haha yeah BLAT BLAT BLAT I just mass shot the Mr Beast crew and took his new Tesla Model X with the custom wrap now lets get out of here before the cops get here, so let's crank up this shit to some Skrillex, oh wait the cops are behind me, "This is Officer Kyle Rittenhouse you're under arrest for murdering Mr Beast" sorry officer but I'm not stopping for no one, you better run to your squad car and hop on your two way radio and call for some backup because we're about to have a high speed chase on our hands. "Dispatch, dispatch, come in, this is car 1312 in pursuit of the Rizzler, suspect is armed and dangerous and considered a threat to society, please send backup immediately, I repeat immediately" "10-4 car 1312, we have a bird in the air, and a roadblock at exit 12" oh shit I got a police helicopter on my tail now so let's do a 360 donut in this empty intersection, while I do this donut and hit this vape don't forget to leave a comment down below if you think I'm gonna get out of this one alive kappa annd don't forget to subscribe to me second channel where we'll be rizzing up Mr Beast's ghost at 3AM.
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Went from salting our hashes to salting or posts
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The New Zealand War is the biggest political scandal of our history in history with a new generation that will never forget it because it is the only one in the history books.
EICAR strings. Although I am sure they can filter that stuff out.
This is pretty similar to when the disgruntled cotton spinners, put out of work at the very beginning of the industrial revolution used to break in to the factories to smash up the machinery.
You may not like it, it may cause short term problems, but AI is here to stay and it's only going to get better.
Who wants to work all-day spinning cotton now?