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Here's the part where I explain the joke

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[–] marcos@lemmy.world 58 points 1 year ago

So it's obvious why it crossed the frictionless road. It's not like it could change it's mind on the middle.

[–] hellfire103@lemmy.ca 39 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Girl's literally V = ⁴/₃πr³

[–] jjagaimo@lemmy.ca 32 points 1 year ago

Borb (not mine)

[–] MalditoBarbudo@programming.dev 23 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Wow, my physics teacher was right!! You really can assume a chicken is a perfect sphere!! Now is easier to calculate volume assuming pi is 5.78.

[–] EffortlessEffluvium@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago

Chicken pot pi

[–] quinkin@lemmy.world 18 points 1 year ago

No wonder they were Angry Birds.

[–] owenfromcanada@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago

Assume spherical chicken

[–] MonkRome@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

If that is real, it is in pain. Overfed chickens typically spend the last ~month of their life in pain. I love chicken, but what we have done to get bigger yields is pretty gross.

[–] Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago

It's looks photoshopped, but the original was probably mid fluffing themselves up. They can get pretty round after they get up and shake the dust out of themselves.

[–] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago

That’s a butter ball

[–] DannyBoy@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 year ago
[–] blindbunny@lemmy.ml 10 points 1 year ago

She needs heat she's cold 🥶🔴🐔

[–] 1984@lemmy.today 7 points 1 year ago

Honest McDonald's ad in so many ways... Mutated chickens and fat customers.

[–] brianary@startrek.website 7 points 1 year ago

I guess the chicken and egg may have appeared at the same time.

[–] sunoc@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 year ago

The body is round, the short legs aren’t made for distance.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 5 points 1 year ago

Butterball.

[–] 10_0@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] 0ops@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago

That bird's gonna pop like the one in Shrek

[–] WhyFlip@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Costco, "woody", chicken

[–] Mobiledecay@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

That's not real. 😂

[–] 10_0@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago
[–] kapitol@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 year ago

Both the chicken and the egg.

[–] intensely_human@lemm.ee 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

By the magic of cropping, voila!

[–] Klear@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

You missed a spot at the bottom.