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[–] TastyWheat@lemmy.world 4 points 7 hours ago

I read this as 'all at once', and envisioned a Cronenberg-esque monstrosity. Get Ronald Emmerich on the line, I have an idea for Moonfall 2.....

[–] SkyeStarfall@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 10 hours ago

Genuinely would have been so amazing

...and then there's all the other possibilities too

[–] Draconic_NEO@pawb.social 5 points 9 hours ago

Shapeshifting is very useful, though I prefer the other benefits though, like the abilities and disguising yourself. I'd rather not change my genitals unless it's absolutely necessary (i.e. as part of disguising yourself).

[–] kittenzrulz123@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago)

As a genderfluid person I absolutely agree

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 32 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago)

Reminds me of the Barbie movie:

Barbie: "I don't have a vagina!" (points at Ken) "and he doesn't have a penis!“

Ken as Barbie leaves earshot: " I have all the genitals "

[–] NullNet@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 10 hours ago

If only it was normal and possible maybe I'd be happy (◞‸◟ㆀ)

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 45 points 18 hours ago (2 children)

And not even just limited to human, or even real genitals.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 1 points 3 hours ago

Hyena clit has entered the chat

[–] felykiosa@sh.itjust.works 31 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago) (1 children)

real genitals

someone want a bad dragon for himself :)

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 17 points 17 hours ago (7 children)

I have a NSFW image relevant to this conversation but I don't know if I can post it... 🤔

[–] eya@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 17 hours ago

you can just spoiler it

(i am very interested in this image)

[–] Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 10 hours ago

No judgement here, I've seen worse in non-NSFW posts (A badly censored pic of bad dragon character art, veeeery visible donut.)

[–] IndiBrony@lemmy.world 4 points 16 hours ago

For anyone else who's interested in what's transpiring here, all I can say is: there's not a Chance you'll be disappointed 👉😏👉

[–] felykiosa@sh.itjust.works 2 points 16 hours ago
[–] IndiBrony@lemmy.world 2 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

I mean... There's always DMs 👀

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 3 points 16 hours ago (1 children)
[–] IndiBrony@lemmy.world 3 points 16 hours ago

I'd say it's more a demand 😏

[–] riwo@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 15 hours ago

pws dm 🥺🥺

[–] Lennard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 17 hours ago

Please DM me, I need to know

[–] LH0ezVT@sh.itjust.works 28 points 18 hours ago (3 children)

I'm happy as a cis dude, but I'd be lying if I said I never thought to myself "hey, what if I had a 1m dick? or none? or both at the same time...?"

[–] davidagain@lemmy.world 6 points 6 hours ago

A 1m dick would make almost every sexual activity more uncomfortable.... except one.

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

afaik the definition of "cisgender" doesn't include actively disliking being different, it just means you're satisfied as you were born/identified by society.

is there a term for being largely happy as you are but just sorta being a little bit bored? it's like i've eaten kibble my entire life and it's perfectly nutritious and enjoyable but i'd just like to try some other stuff from time to time as well, so long as i can go back to the kibble when i want.

[–] arisunz@lemmy.blahaj.zone 44 points 17 hours ago (2 children)

what if I had a 1 m dick

SEVERE blood pressure issues /j

[–] Rusty@lemmy.ca 4 points 14 hours ago

... worth ... it

[–] SsxChaos@lemmy.ml 5 points 17 hours ago

You'd be immune like no one else in the beach and cold pools

[–] jojo@lemmy.blahaj.zone 20 points 19 hours ago (3 children)

(Poke me if this needs a NSFW tag, idk if it needs one from just naming general stuff in abstract)

[–] IndiBrony@lemmy.world 14 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Been a long ass time since I used one of these

[–] Fosheze@lemmy.world 13 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago) (2 children)

Why is the finger nutting like a fucking colander?

[–] Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 10 hours ago

Nut Colander, new band name just dropped

[–] davidagain@lemmy.world 5 points 13 hours ago

This sentence has a whole bunch of imagery I was not expecting.

[–] SsxChaos@lemmy.ml 6 points 17 hours ago

Depends on Where do you want to be poked..

[–] v4ld1z@lemmy.zip 7 points 18 hours ago

Nah you're good

[–] janet_catcus@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

"but could you browse through them or would it just be: bam!?" me to the witch offering her potions

[–] dditty@lemm.ee 10 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

A genital selector like in Cyberpunk 2077's character builder would be preferable

[–] Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago)

Ehh, Baldurs Gate 3 > Cyberpunk 2077 as far as genital selectors go.