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[–] GissaMittJobb@lemmy.ml 83 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Colon any% no major glitches

[–] Nariom@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

id call that a major glitch but ok

[–] GissaMittJobb@lemmy.ml 27 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Ain't no glitch to go fast my man. Dudes not even going out of bounds

[–] casmael@lemm.ee 7 points 1 day ago

Gotta get Isma’s tear first it’s crucial for the run bro

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[–] lemmyng@lemmy.ca 109 points 1 day ago (3 children)

A great adventure is waiting for you ahead. Hurry onward beetle, or you will soon be dead. The journey before you may be long and filled with woe. But you must escape the frog's ass, or your tale can't be told.

[–] BearOfaTime@lemm.ee 20 points 1 day ago

"Andy Dufraine crawled through a mile of shit, to freedom"

[–] neidu2@feddit.nl 12 points 1 day ago

🎶 Freedom from the ass of doom is the treasure you will win 🎶

[–] billygoat@catata.fish 5 points 1 day ago

I can get him past the esophagus, but he hast to answer my riddle first.

[–] ThunderWhiskers@lemmy.world 74 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Explains a lot of what‽ OP what questions are you asking‽

[–] bane_killgrind@slrpnk.net 11 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

The Shawshank Beetle

[–] i_dont_want_to@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

If someone put little scrubbers on its feet and ate it, would the bug clean the person's colon?

[–] RagingRobot@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

If the person was a frog? Yes

[–] Glitterbomb@lemmy.world 26 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Fine, if no one else is going to ask, I will.

What happens if I eat one?

[–] psud@aussie.zone 4 points 1 day ago

The thread linked seemed to agree that human digestive systems would screw up the bug

Nb. I was only in that thread for jokes

[–] NostraDavid@programming.dev 31 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Topologically speaking, the frog is a donut.

[–] ColeSloth@discuss.tchncs.de 16 points 1 day ago

People kissing just make a tube that goes from ass to ass.

[–] geogle@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago (2 children)

We all are... Well, unless you happen to be a starfish

[–] TheOakTree@lemm.ee 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] geogle@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Most creatures are a tube. Food goes in one end and out the other... Well, not starfish

Sideologically speaking that hole isn't on the top

[–] Hammocks4All@lemmy.ml 45 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] Hammocks4All@lemmy.ml 43 points 1 day ago

Got inspired and made it into an image

[–] Phineaz@feddit.org 18 points 1 day ago

*Ah, here we go shit again

[–] Technus@lemmy.zip 48 points 1 day ago

Plants: develop hard pericarps for their seeds to survive animals' digestive tracts

This beetle: G O T T A G O F A S T

[–] mihor@lemmy.ml 13 points 1 day ago

This is me when I fix a bug and the next day it appears in Jira again.

If we tie little brushes to the beetles, maybe we can start a new trendy spa cleanse

[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 11 points 1 day ago

There's beetles with a Vore fetish!?

[–] Zuzak@hexbear.net 16 points 1 day ago

Frog speedrun any%

[–] ObsidianZed@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago

"If you're going through Hell, keep on going."

[–] Fargeol@lemmy.ml 9 points 1 day ago

Reverse Lemmiwinks

[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 14 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Imagine getting one in your ear

[–] ArcaneGadget@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Thanks! I hate it...

How do I delete someone else's comment?

[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Why do I keep seeing this comment from different people wherever I go?

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[–] PyroNeurosis@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] gofsckyourself@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

If you get the shits from taco bell, then that's on you, not taco bell.

[–] Grayox@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Taco bell hasn't given me the shits since i quit drinking.

[–] exasperation@lemm.ee 3 points 1 day ago

Same but also because I haven't felt the desire to get taco bell without having been drinking first.

[–] sun_is_ra@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 day ago

The ideal bug for any frog trying to go on diet

[–] ComRed2@hexbear.net 7 points 1 day ago

Sounds like a real pain in the cloacal aperture.

[–] maniel@sopuli.xyz 8 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)
[–] TheRealLinga@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago

That poor frogged didn't do nobody no harm. How they gonna do my homie like that 😢

[–] Anivia@feddit.org 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

How does it not suffocate?

[–] el_abuelo@programming.dev 18 points 1 day ago

The time taken to traverse is less than the time taken to suffocate. That'd be my guess.

[–] billwashere@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Speed run as survival instinct.

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