You also apparently forgot to turn on the oven. Maybe ask your doctor if you have ADHD?
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Pizzas still in the freezer?!?!
But the house still burned down somehow
This is why you set timers.
Yeah if you remember
no happenings if use oven with built in timer
Also when your oven sends an alert to your phone when it’s done.
Emergency room spray while trying to not to spray food with it at the same time. Anyway, all in vain.
By the way, for the second time you've learned that you should put the burnt stuff in a properly closed bag, but still better if you take it out of the house as soon as possible. Thanks to this maybe the smell will last for fewer days.
picks up the obsidian disc that used to be a pizza
JARVIS: "Congratulations, you have discovered a new element."
Good news is there's barely a mess to clean up now, since that pizza is atomized.
Time to check the batteries in your smoke alarms...
I have the high ground moment.