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In my implacable search to bring you content, I had to read this meme, which means you do too.

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[–] iAmTheTot@sh.itjust.works 126 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

That certainly is one of the sentences of all time.

[–] remotedev@lemmy.ca 38 points 3 weeks ago

I wish it wasn't

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 70 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Word?

I think I feel a fever comin' on. 🤒

[–] Ragdoll_X@lemmy.world 21 points 3 weeks ago

are you sure you want to be bred by "bred pudding"

[–] pixeltree@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 3 weeks ago

"Honey, grab the lube, I need you to take my temperature!"

[–] Blahaj_Blast@lemmy.blahaj.zone 43 points 3 weeks ago (5 children)

I'ma be real, when you are sick, do you get more horny? I'ma be real, my mind wanders like crazy!

[–] SsxChaos@lemmy.ml 13 points 3 weeks ago

I am rarely sick but when I do a hot comedian appears, I feel a sense of humor so high I can't control, I don't really get horny mostly because I'm single but the jokes that cross my mind when I'm feverish are crazy

[–] pixeltree@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 3 weeks ago

When I'm sick I don't really have the initiative to be horny, I think. If someone else initiated it though...

[–] match@pawb.social 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

i feel like this is such a reasonable mutation for a disease to pick up. like someone was playing pandemic 2

[–] Blahaj_Blast@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 3 weeks ago

😂 You're not wrong there! That was a fun game.

[–] OrnateLuna@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 3 weeks ago

Yeah same, some of the most horny I have ever been was when I was sick

[–] TriflingToad@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

I don't 🤷‍♀️

[–] Bobmighty@lemmy.world 28 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

It's either a 14 year old dipshit trying to be funny, or an ai hallucinated 14 year old trying to be serious.

[–] match@pawb.social 9 points 3 weeks ago

I'm very a gay and i can vouch that this person seems like a real gay

[–] Ensign_Crab@lemmy.world 21 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

They don't boil hotdogs at 7-11. They use one of those roller grills.

[–] OpenHammer6677@lemmy.world 14 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Ensign_Crab@lemmy.world 9 points 3 weeks ago

Fair enough.

[–] TotallynotJessica@lemmy.world 16 points 3 weeks ago
[–] MachineFab812@discuss.tchncs.de 16 points 3 weeks ago

Wait until they learn what can happen when its cold enough outside. There's a legitimate reason that climbing naked into a sleeping bag together is recommended for hypothermia, but until you've got that core temperature back up ...

[–] afox@lemmy.world 11 points 3 weeks ago

I'm puting a hot poker in each of my eyes. Jesus.

[–] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 11 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] jballs@sh.itjust.works 9 points 3 weeks ago

Man was living life dangerously

[–] yuri@pawb.social 9 points 3 weeks ago

is that this guy?