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[–] Blackout@fedia.io 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

And who is adding more wood to it? Ancient Egyptians?

[–] lugal@sopuli.xyz 3 points 2 months ago

-.- they are dead. Read a book.

It's mormons now

[–] KillerTofu@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago (2 children)

The sun is a miasma of incandescent plasma.

[–] JackGreenEarth@lemm.ee 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The sun is a bad smell that creates disease?

[–] lath@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Yes, a disease called "life". Easily curable though.

[–] Etterra@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Yeah, with even more sunlight.

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[–] j4k3@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

It is the flaming tail of the turtle that the Turth (turtle-earth...

[–] PhlubbaDubba@lemm.ee 5 points 2 months ago

Because it isn't burning, it's exploding like a very big big big stick of TNT that's going off veeeeeery slowly

[–] TonyTonyChopper@mander.xyz 5 points 2 months ago

space contains all of the oxygen

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 months ago

I remember reading once that if the sun was made of entirely wood .. it would take about 5,000 years to burn out.... which is roughly the same timeline and age given by the Christian Bible.

[–] FinishingDutch@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

After it gets dark, they refill it with lighter fluid. Every morning they light it fresh with a big ‘ole Zippo.

[–] TwistyLex@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 2 months ago

This is an often misunderstood aspect of the sun. The sun doesn't need to pull oxygen into itself to burn. It just does a bit of fusion magic!

When a star is dense enough it starts to fuse Helium together through a process called the "triple alpha process"; which results in Carbon! From there it's pretty direct for the star to fuse one more Helium to the Carbon via stellar nucleosynthesis to create Oxygen!

So you see, the Sun doesn't need to draw Oxygen from space. It just makes its own!

[–] SidewaysHighways@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

Hello friend

it must be the poop bear

[–] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 months ago

The sun burns differently, it's burning generates the oxygen it needs to burn, its a perpetual motion machine

[–] callyral@pawb.social 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

There is oxygen in space, it's just a different type of oxygen that we can't see

[–] hunting0809@programming.dev 3 points 2 months ago

You guys can see oxygen?

[–] kandoh@reddthat.com 3 points 2 months ago

Because there isn't enough water to put it out

[–] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

it's flaming because of all the gay

[–] 4oreman@lemy.lol 2 points 1 month ago
[–] MinekPo1@lemmygrad.ml 2 points 2 months ago

it produces its own oxygen , duh

[–] caboose2006@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 months ago

*the Illuminati "stay where you are"

[–] Nuke_the_whales@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Am I the only one who can't watch his shows or movies because he's so unsettling and odd looking?

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[–] ursakhiin@beehaw.org 2 points 2 months ago

You are all mad! The sun is definitely getting oxygen! The giant space bellows hide just out of sight on the precisely opposite side of the sun from earth, so we've never been able to observe them.

Gringolth the oxidation wizard had been pumping them for millions of years. The biggest risk is that he dies before being replaced by an offspring!

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