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Imagine (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 year ago by alphacyberranger@sh.itjust.works to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] Knusper@feddit.de 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You mean, like on Ubuntu?

[–] Magnetar@feddit.de 1 points 1 year ago

Ubuntu really makes it hard to keep liking it. They keep pushing bullshit like snap.

[–] IsoKiero@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

[–] marcos@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

I don't know about vim, but emacs does have a clippy package for real. You can even make it be useful if you try hard enough.

[–] qyron@sopuli.xyz 1 points 1 year ago

The lion, the witch and the gall on this bitch...

Leave terminal alone.

[–] Jakylla@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

$ rm -rf /
Removing /etc/passwords...
~ WITH XXXXX ANTIVIR, PROTECT YOUR PASSWORDS FOR ONLY 5.99$ PER MONTH ~
Removing /home/user...
~ WITH XXX VPN, ACCESS ALL YOUR CONTENT ONLINE FROM ANY COUNTRY IN THE WORLD, 19.99$ PER YEAR FOR NEW SUBSCRIPTIONS ~
Removing /bin/bash...
~ DO YOU WANT A BIGGER D ? TAKE XXXX PILLS, 99.9% SUCCESS ~
...

[–] topinambour_rex@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

You forgot the Your command will be executed in 10...9...8...

After each ads.

[–] fnmain@programming.dev 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Fuck, I kinda wanna make this (for the funny of course)

[–] fnmain@programming.dev 2 points 10 months ago

I made it