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[–] match@pawb.social 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

"oh you're WELL within my league"

[–] MachineFab812@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 2 months ago

"I'm just a raccoon, out here dumpster-diving"

[–] praise_idleness@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 months ago

Ask girls who are not-too-out-of-your-league out and ruin their day.

[–] lastunusedusername2@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

"The worst that can happen is she says no" 💀

[–] knightly@pawb.social 1 points 2 months ago

Are you kidding? That's a good end. Big ol' red flag right off the bat.

[–] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Sounds trashy. Better off with a girl that’s not rotten to the core

[–] BruceTwarzen@lemm.ee 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

You start crying with her and say: not even the ugly girls like me.

[–] MachineFab812@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 2 months ago

"Your mom's check better not bounce!!"

[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 1 points 2 months ago

[–] FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io 1 points 2 months ago (2 children)

She is way uglier than than, but on the inside.

[–] VubDapple@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

What's the ugliest part of your body? What's the ugliest part of your body? Some say your nose Some say your toes But I think it's your mind, your mind I think it's your mind, woo, woo

[–] OopsAllTwix@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 months ago

Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes all the way to the bone.

[–] MossyFeathers@pawb.social 0 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

I think I would apologize and then say that I was just trying to be nice by giving her a chance.

[–] _lilith@lemmy.world 0 points 2 months ago (1 children)

"I thought you might make up for it with your personality, looks like I was wrong"