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[–] teft@lemmy.world 230 points 4 weeks ago (6 children)

Hey! I once hacked that guy. Dude had left every port open.

[–] Ketram@lemmy.blahaj.zone 50 points 4 weeks ago

Hah! What an idiot.

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[–] Psaldorn@lemmy.world 154 points 4 weeks ago (4 children)

I look forward to them trying to DDOS that address

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 122 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

Oh shit, he's good. He DDOS'd me right back.

[–] krashmo@lemmy.world 47 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

What kind of resources does this guy have? I don't think governments can even do proportional and instantaneous DDOS responses. I messed with the wrong dude.

[–] Decker108@lemmy.ml 4 points 4 weeks ago

Did you try to hack a Gibson from your home?

[–] pennomi@lemmy.world 104 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Okay back in the days of IRC, I met this script kiddie who said he’d hack me, just give him my IP address. So I sent him his IP address and he disappeared suddenly.

[–] Githyanki@lemmings.world 16 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

What good is a script kiddie if they cannot find an IP?

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[–] palordrolap@fedia.io 19 points 4 weeks ago (3 children)

There was that one bash.org quote where a script kiddie was given 127.0.0.1 as part of an "oh yeah I dare you" taunt after he said he could hack anyone, and he fell for it hook line and sinker. He was posting things like "Hahaha your K drive is being deleted! Now your H drive! [connection reset by peer]" and right after that the challenger was like "I don't even have a K drive."

(RIP bash.org though. I would have tried to link it otherwise)

[–] tyler@programming.dev 8 points 4 weeks ago

Bash.org is gone!?! No!!!

[–] pixelblut@feddit.org 8 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Yeah. RIP bash.org, where introverted people could read chat logs of other like-minded introverts. And I don't even /s this, I genuinely miss this stuff...

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[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 4 weeks ago

I came across this when looking up a quote a couple weeks back: bash-org-archive.com

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml 7 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

Average hosts file (> 100k loc) in Windows. Or did they fix this?

[–] henfredemars@infosec.pub 140 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

My IP is in this photo and I don't like it.

[–] TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 62 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] Scoopta@programming.dev 12 points 4 weeks ago

I'm so glad someone posted this. I was going to lol

[–] ulterno@lemmy.kde.social 6 points 4 weeks ago

How come you know my IP !?

[–] MajorHavoc@programming.dev 17 points 4 weeks ago

Oh shit! So is mine!

[–] someguy3@lemmy.world 90 points 4 weeks ago (7 children)
[–] kittenzrulz123@lemmy.blahaj.zone 33 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Decker108@lemmy.ml 14 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

I lost my home to an accident. An rm -rf accident... :(

[–] s12@sopuli.xyz 6 points 4 weeks ago

Condolences…

I hope you were able to recover.

[–] ripcord@lemmy.world 12 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)
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[–] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 9 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago) (1 children)
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[–] jdeath@lemm.ee 5 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

my best friend in high school (also a nerd) gave me a shirt that says that over 20 years ago! now my son wears it ha. thanks thinkgeek!

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[–] ptz@dubvee.org 76 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Security tip: Never post your home address on social media.

[–] Tetsuo@jlai.lu 62 points 4 weeks ago

It could loopback to you...

[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 60 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

I called the SWAT on them.😈

Update: The SWAT came to my home!😅

[–] Rookeh@startrek.website 44 points 4 weeks ago

Nah, the SWAT would have to arrest themselves.

[–] collapse_already@lemmy.ml 51 points 4 weeks ago

Hey! That's my IP address whenever the script kiddies are boasting in chat. How did he get it?

[–] PunchingWood@lemmy.world 38 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

Reminds me of the meme of someone making a website with AI and then said to a bro his programming days were over.

And then proceeds to send the localhost address to the guy.

[–] rustyfemboy@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 4 weeks ago

It wasn't even a localhost address, it was a file:// URL if I remember correctly.

[–] lectricleopard@lemmy.world 8 points 4 weeks ago

Yeah, every time I hear something like that I giggle. AI might replace us one day, but it's no where near good enough yet.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 37 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

I find it pretty funny these days how often I see people getting paranoid about their IP address when back in the 90's/early 2000's it was common to show other people their own IP in chat rooms or on forums to scare them and it didn't work because most people understood it didn't matter.

[–] josie@vegantheoryclub.org 8 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

It still seems pretty stupid to most of us. It's still common knowledge that knowing someone's IP is meaningless, it's mostly kids and the technologically inept who don't understand this in my experience.

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[–] mvirts@lemmy.world 31 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Uh oh I have that same IP address

[–] RagingRobot@lemmy.world 25 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Oh crap he leaked your IP address then!!

[–] mvirts@lemmy.world 10 points 4 weeks ago

Better call my ISP and ask for a reassignment

[–] fin@sh.itjust.works 20 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Wait, I remember that address… it’s the Tor SOCKS5 proxy address! He’s the darkweb guy!

[–] masterofn001@lemmy.ca 5 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

That's probably a VNC/local server listener.

tor listens for socks on 9050 by default. tor uses 5400 as the default DNS port.

[–] pewpew@feddit.it 16 points 4 weeks ago

But technically he's right

[–] curiousaur@reddthat.com 13 points 4 weeks ago

He's inside my house!

[–] rain_worl@lemmy.world 10 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

tip: add this to your html for it to automatically follow browser settings for dark mode: <meta name="color-scheme" content="light dark">
another tip: in firefox, go to about:preferences > general > fonts > advanced > proportional > sans serif

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 9 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

The color-scheme meta tag is only fully supported on Safari.

https://caniuse.com/meta-theme-color

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[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 8 points 4 weeks ago

Jeremy's smokin cra-a-a-ack agaaaaiiinnn

[–] SlothMama@lemmy.world 6 points 4 weeks ago

That's just his home address

[–] faultypidgeon@programming.dev 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

This dude probably just made a joke. No need to call him stupid smh.

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