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[–] Skua@kbin.earth 44 points 2 months ago (1 children)

"Christ" means "anointed" or "the anointed one", so "the Christ" actually kinda works

...but since "anointed" means to put oil on something, does that make Jesus the Christ fast as greased lightning?

[–] nicknonya@lemmy.blahaj.zone 62 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] Skua@kbin.earth 17 points 2 months ago

Before opening: this better be the oily Josh post

Edit: excellent

[–] NakariLexfortaine@lemm.ee 15 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Well, the two do have some things in common.

They both want you to follow them.

They want to lead you from chaos and danger.

They focus on helping the needy.

They can make food magically appear.

People love making art of when they got nailed.

[–] Excrubulent@slrpnk.net 12 points 2 months ago
[–] xkbx@startrek.website 8 points 2 months ago

GOTTA GO FAST (for lent)

[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 5 points 2 months ago

Big Werner the Herzog energy

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Either Judas or Peter, probably.

[–] AVincentInSpace@pawb.social 2 points 2 months ago

STOP THIS IMMEDIATELY