this post was submitted on 05 Aug 2023
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[–] gon@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago (2 children)

A classic. So many questions arise from this simple text+image post:

  1. Is this person's child named really "Strairdrac The Netherwatcher"?
  2. Is Strairdrac even human?
  3. Why does Strairdrac want to teach crabs how to read?
  4. Why is it considered forbidden knowledge?
  5. What other knowledge is forbidden?

We will never have all the answers. Still, the questions are themselves a sort of answer.

[–] esadatari@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

to know all the answers is… forbidden knowledge

[–] goddard_guryon@sopuli.xyz 1 points 2 years ago (2 children)
  1. Strairdrac is three crabs in a trenchcoat, now teaching others of his kind how to blend in with humans
[–] gon@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[–] EvilEyedPanda@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Crab people

Crab people

Taste like Crab, walk like people

[–] 1984@lemmy.today 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Stop spying on your kid... Jesus.

[–] Guy_Fieris_Hair@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Kids need access to the internet at a super young age these days for school. If you don't have some sort of filter in place when they are in single digits or tweens you are just negligent. The internet has some dark corners.

[–] cynetri@midwest.social 1 points 2 years ago

I don't mind just filters, but reporting it to the parent doesn't sit right with me. It probably depends on the parent though

[–] EmperorHenry@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Kaspersky safe kids...Good to know to never use that.

Kaspersky premium is still pretty good, not perfect, but good.