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submitted 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) by LallyLuckFarm@beehaw.org to c/humor@beehaw.org
 

Hey folks! I am at the hospital with my wife waiting for our child to be born and my wife would like memes. Lots of memes. Stupid ones, funny ones, all manner of memes to distract her and produce happy hormones in her brain. Puns and dad jokes are also very welcome

ETA: seriously, thank you everyone! She's gotten some really hearty chuckles out of this and it's definitely helped keep her mood afloat.

ETA2: y'all are the best, li'l Juniper Mayhem joined us after 24 hours of labor and our sanity would have been in tatters if it weren't for all of you bee heart emoji

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[–] LallyLuckFarm@beehaw.org 21 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Getting this party started:

[–] Maeve@kbin.earth 8 points 1 month ago
[–] theangriestbird@beehaw.org 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Good luck with your little one!

[–] ReplicantBatty@lemmy.one 8 points 1 month ago

'Oi bruv, moo innit' makes me giggle every time

[–] Butterbee@beehaw.org 13 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)
[–] Butterbee@beehaw.org 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Butterbee@beehaw.org 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Butterbee@beehaw.org 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Butterbee@beehaw.org 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] theangriestbird@beehaw.org 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Butterbee where are you in the Jokes and Humor sub. These are great!

[–] Butterbee@beehaw.org 7 points 1 month ago

lol thanks, these are just some memes me and friends have collected in discord over the years haha. I'd put more but it's giving me errors now

[–] Kovukono@pawb.social 11 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)
[–] LallyLuckFarm@beehaw.org 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That last one, my gosh. Let me tell you about the first time I ate a burrito up here in New England... They gave it to me on a plate. With silverware. And the sauce and cheese on the gd outside.

5 out of 7, perfect comment

[–] Vodulas@beehaw.org 5 points 1 month ago

We call that smothered here on the west coast, but you have to request it.

[–] tektite@slrpnk.net 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Celestial6370@programming.dev 9 points 1 month ago
[–] redriptide@beehaw.org 9 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Congrats to you and your wife! I’ve never commented with an image so I hope I’m doing this right:

an image of bees watching a dancing bee with the words "this could have been an email" imposed over it

[–] Vodulas@beehaw.org 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] storksforlegs@beehaw.org 8 points 1 month ago
[–] enbee@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 1 month ago
[–] Diobhal@ttrpg.network 7 points 1 month ago

Congratulations! You'll both do incredible!

[–] mars_hardcore@lemmy.sdf.org 7 points 1 month ago
[–] Nougat@fedia.io 6 points 1 month ago

You know what they call a guy with no shins?

Tony.

[–] harrys_balzac@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 month ago
[–] Atelopus-zeteki@fedia.io 4 points 1 month ago

Baby Names...

[–] Atelopus-zeteki@fedia.io 3 points 1 month ago
[–] Atelopus-zeteki@fedia.io 3 points 1 month ago
[–] Atelopus-zeteki@fedia.io 3 points 1 month ago