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[–] OurTragicUniverse@kbin.social 32 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Bingo!

(Anyone know how long till it kicks in?)

[–] lugal@sopuli.xyz 26 points 2 years ago

That's the neat part: It doesn't

[–] BarrelAgedBoredom@lemm.ee 22 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Have you tried buying the newest product?

[–] SeeMinusMinus@lemmy.world 26 points 2 years ago (1 children)

This is basically everything my stupid ass family been trying to push up my brain

[–] Naveen000can@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Don't you want to be happy?

[–] SeeMinusMinus@lemmy.world 19 points 2 years ago (2 children)

IF THIS IS WHAT IT MEANS TO BE HAPPY I WANT TO BE THE SADDEST PERSON TO EVER EXIST!!!

[–] Naveen000can@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

Good luck on that

[–] omnissiah@iusearchlinux.fyi 3 points 2 years ago

Pfff normie

[–] TheWanderer@lemm.ee 24 points 2 years ago

No wonder I'm not happy. I'm still trying to pursue my dreams 🤦

[–] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 24 points 2 years ago

I'll work on it

[–] Send_me_nude_girls@feddit.de 15 points 2 years ago

You forgot drugs.

[–] BeMoreCareful@lemdro.id 14 points 2 years ago

WHOOOOOAA WHOA I'm halfway there!

[–] virock@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)

It's a joke. The true source of happiness is the absence of the wrong people. I cut some people out of my life and the air seems cleaner, I'm so happy all th e time now.

[–] Rodeo@lemmy.ca 7 points 2 years ago

"The true source of happiness is the thing that worked for me."

Great that it worked for you, but let's not get carried with pretending there is one true source to happiness.

[–] 30p87@feddit.de 9 points 2 years ago

I love how Germans mastered laughing at suffering, with Schadenfreude, and Americans did everything else.

[–] full_on_rapist@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 years ago

Check, check, check, check, check and check.

[–] fossilesque@mander.xyz 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)

The key to happiness is not having expectations, unfortunately that is not always healthy. It's like nature, evolution comes with just the right pressure. Life needs a little grit, unfortunately, but obviously not /waves arms at generally everything. Hoping for a Star Trek future where we can pursue becoming better people without the need to fight for our basic needs.

[–] ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

See my problem is I have no expectations and I'm constantly let down.

The bar is on the floor but these mfers brought shovels

[–] MonkderZweite@feddit.ch 5 points 2 years ago

The last two can be the same.

[–] Newguy@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago
[–] tdawg@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago
[–] gnate@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

Now show me: Six People With Healthy Habits