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Jeff's magic money machine (midwest.social)
submitted 11 months ago by anachronist@midwest.social to c/memes@lemmy.ml
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[–] brown567@sh.itjust.works 2 points 11 months ago

Easy! Just spend the month in a US hospital without insurance

Hopefully the billion will cover the rest of the bill

[–] slazer2au@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

Create a serverless function on AWS that calls a serverless function on Azure, which calls a serverless function on gcp which calls a serverless function on Oracle cloud which loops it back to AWS.

Now stick CloudFlare in between each step of that.

[–] _stranger_@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Dude, you only have 100 million.

[–] dditty@lemm.ee 1 points 11 months ago

Sent this to my friend at AWS and he said it was already all-over their internal Memes Slack channel. At least their engineers and project managers are in on the joke. 😁

[–] DrDominate@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Genie never said they'd give me a 100M to spend in the first place. No way I'd be able to spend 100M that I don't have.

[–] intensely_human@lemm.ee 1 points 11 months ago

This reminds me of a scam I fell for in Eve Online once

[–] cymbal_king@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

Easy, buy up a bunch of land for conservation

[–] Stern@lemmy.world 0 points 11 months ago

"Can I invest in crypto"

"I already said no throwing it away"