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[–] Phegan@lemmy.world 9 points 11 months ago (2 children)

I wish Democrats were as cool as Republicans make them out to be.

[–] RangerJosie@sffa.community 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] mEEGal@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

The old Simpsons is pure gold

[–] Wogi@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

Be the radical leftist they're afraid you are

[–] El_guapazo@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago

He's threatening us with a good time

[–] Shortstack@reddthat.com 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Don't threaten me with a good time

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago (3 children)

I know, right?!

Unfortunately, Trump is lying as usual:

Harris, who has had shifting stances on health care in the past, confirmed in late July through her campaign that she no longer supports a single-payer health care system.

[–] MajorHavoc@programming.dev 2 points 11 months ago

It's telling that there's a chance for big healthcare to come over to her side. It's the worst kind of good news, since they need to die, and must be aware that any kind of functioning democracy will eventually kill their business model.

But apparently their other current option doesn't stay bought...?

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Sooooo.......universal health care?

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Nope, she's back on the ACA train 😮‍💨

[–] aniki@lemmings.world 1 points 11 months ago

Neolibs gonna neo shine.

[–] hannesh93@feddit.org 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Perfect example of how the conservative goal is not to "make things better for most people" but to "make things worse for specific groups"

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

Yup! Wilhoit's Law is alive and well in the fascist Republican party!

"Conservatism consists of exactly one proposition. There must be in-groups whom the law protects but does not bind, alongside out-groups whom the law binds but does not protect.”

[–] myusernameis@lemmy.ca 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Healthcare would be great, but at this point I'd still settle for taco trucks on every corner...

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

Best we can do is one half price taco for every ten major medical procedures you can't afford.

[–] whyNotSquirrel@sh.itjust.works 3 points 11 months ago

“You’re all going to be thrown into a communist system … You’re going to be thrown into a system where everybody gets health care.”

I thought that it wasn't possible to be that stupid and that you just took his words out of context, but.... once again he proved me that he could sound more stupid every time he opens his mouth

[–] muntedcrocodile@lemm.ee 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

U guys are about to become a 1st world country I'm so proud.

[–] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 2 points 11 months ago

Sadly no. She's dropped her support for Medicare for all. We'll be closer than likely ever before, and we might get an option to buy in to Medicare or Medicaid, our two government run systems. If we ever got enough in Congress and Senate to push Medicare for all through, I'm pretty sure she'd sign it, and I don't think she's fight against it, but her focus is on Obamacare, because she's now so tied to the Obama admin through Biden.

[–] synae@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 11 months ago

So all former presidents are now campaigning for Harris?

[–] FlashMobOfOne@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

If only that were true.

In the US, people like to assert that we have "access" to health care, but that access is subject to a significant paywall, and therefore doesn't exist if you can't afford to be price-gouged.

[–] Chocrates@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Even with insurance I had to fork over ,$2k for an MRI. I have no idea what I'm gonna do if I actually need surgery

[–] MapleEngineer@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

I'm a Candian here so take my advice for what is worth. Vote Democrat as cross the board.

I have cancer. Hodgkins Lymphoma. A felt a lump in my neck on Friday. Called the doctors office on Monday and saw the doctor on Wednesday. In the next two months I had an ultrasound that was, "worrying" followed up by a chest x-ray and full body CT. That necessitated a biopsy which resulted in the positive diagnosis of Hodgkins. That triggered a PET scan, respiratory study, and echocardiogram. I saw my oncologist a week after the PET scan and started chemo two days later. I just had my second infusion this morning and I'm feeling a bit beaten up. They gave me Ondensetron for the night after chemo and Olanzapine for nausea as needed. All I pay for is parking at the hospital and I can claim that on my taxes.

Universal healthcare is really, really hard to implement. That's why only 22 of the 23 most developed countries in the world have it.

The US health care system is a grotesque lie.

[–] intensely_human@lemm.ee -3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

If you’re got universal health care, I don’t see how that would lead to voting for Democrats?

[–] MapleEngineer@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I'm a Candian. I'm suggesting that voting for Democrats would be far more likely to get you universal healthcare than voting for the neo-fascist Christian nationalists.

[–] FlashMobOfOne@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Sadly, it is not.

Democrats could have implemented a universal health care system under Obama, but chose not to. They, as much as Republicans, are profiting from the price gouging in our health care system.

[–] MapleEngineer@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

They didn't do it last time so vote neo-fascist Christian national because they surely will? Give you fucking head a shake.

[–] FlashMobOfOne@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

They didn't do it last time.

Respectfully, it's not "they didn't do it last time". It's "they never do it". It's never going to happen. Democrats have demonstrated that they are just a corrupt cog in the system, a system that ensures the wealthy keep acquiring vulgar sums of money they don't need, while life gets harder and harder for the working class and the poor.

[–] The_v@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Take a really close look at your insurance policy.

They fuck you over at the beginning with deductible. Then the out-of-pocket maximums come into play. The maximium you can be responsible for is $9,450. More than enough to bankrupt most people. My plan is at $4k per person through my wife's union job.

Depending on what state you live in you can apply for income based bill reduction as well. These are common in blue states. In red states, consider dying.

[–] Chocrates@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

I'll check thank you. I really shouldn't be complaining. I have a good job and decent healthcare and the issue I am working is not life threatening. Someone with less good healthcare and a chronic disease are fucked over much harder :(

[–] j4k3@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

He makes a great case for voting for Kamala.

I'm one of those people that only has healthcare because of the healthcare program. I have an insufferable time dealing with disability and the state. The quality of care is still absolute trash in reality, but such is a world where real science is completely undermined by capitalism commercialism nonsense. What is not known, and what is not treatable falls into a massive blind spot in the present scheme. Three sigma and cherry picking are not science; five sigma and double blind studies, without fitting findings to results are the realm of all real science.

Ultimately, ethical healthcare means the end of the era of this pseudoscientific nonsense industry of our present barbarism. Privateer pirate criminals hate that kind of progress in society. Ethics really chop their balls off.

[–] PanArab@lemm.ee 1 points 11 months ago

Yet another Trump lie.