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[–] loaExMachina@sh.itjust.works 28 points 3 months ago (44 children)

I know someone said more or less the same thing when it was posted on Tumblr, but if the schools realize most of their students don't know a thing they should know... Shouldn't they teach it?

[–] Quill7513@slrpnk.net 19 points 3 months ago (1 children)

its not in their standardized tests and that's the only thing that determines funding. Its a nightmare ...

[–] Lemming421@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago

Apparently it’s literally in the standardised tests… that’s what’s causing the problems! 😉

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[–] AFC1886VCC@reddthat.com 24 points 3 months ago

Always feels like these articles (and headlines in particular) are made to stir up division on social media.

[–] Anti_Face_Weapon@lemmy.world 20 points 3 months ago (4 children)

I don't believe this for a second. You can literally just look at it and intuitively understand. Not to mention part of the standard elementary school curriculum is how to read a clock.

[–] zarkanian@sh.itjust.works 12 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (2 children)

Wait...you think those are intuitive? Fuck no.

Who's going to intuitively know that "long hand pointing at 2" means "10 minutes after the hour"? Also, having the long hand for minutes is super unintuitive when hours are longer than minutes.

[–] GaMEChld@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago

May not be super intuitive, but getting rid of them is intellectually lazy. If you know an hour is 60 minutes, it makes enough sense.

If an hour is 60 minutes, 60/12 is 5 minutes per number on the clock. Long hand is minutes because there are more minutes in a day than hours. Or at least that's how I can rationalize it.

If you can explain an analog clock that quickly, it's just lazy for them to not learn it. It also has cross application to make people more comfortable with mental math and multiples commonly seen in trigonometry.

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[–] texasspacejoey@lemmy.ca 19 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Shouldnt we blame the teachers for fsiling to teach kids how to read the clock?

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 12 points 3 months ago

Or the schools for removing the clocks, thus preventing anyone from practicing.

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[–] openrain502r@sh.itjust.works 18 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

bruh I can read analogue clocks and I'm gen z. it's probably rage bait though, so who cares :/

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[–] wuphysics87@lemmy.ml 15 points 3 months ago

If only they still taught how to read a sundial, but those damn new fangled analog clocks...

[–] Machefi@lemm.ee 15 points 3 months ago (12 children)

I know, it's just a meme, but... The article. It's about clocks during exams specifically, when students are under pressure and more likely to misread the time on an analogue clock.

[–] bassomitron@lemmy.world 8 points 3 months ago (6 children)

Thanks for expounding upon that. It's shit like this that gets spread around and older gens pat themselves on the back while shaking their head at the younger gen for not knowing something, despite it being taken out of context or even straight up false.

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[–] Asclepiaz@lemmy.world 12 points 3 months ago (3 children)

This has got to be rage bait like the litterbox thing right?

[–] andrefsp@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago

Yup. Of course it is and half of the comment section is falling for it.

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[–] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 10 points 3 months ago (2 children)

So many edgelords in the comments shit talking younger generations for learning different things.
Y'all sound like old farts crying about how schools stopped using slide rules and how modern music just isn't as good.

[–] Pilferjinx@lemmy.world 20 points 3 months ago (10 children)

I think keeping analog tech along side the digital equivalent is probably a good idea, just in case. Plus learning varied systems makes for more adaptable and smarter people.

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[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

No publisher, no byline, no way to know what the source of the claim is coming from.

But they did include a bit of meme art, so it seems indisputable.

[–] leadore@lemmy.world 10 points 3 months ago (1 children)

OK let's have a lesson for those who find this difficult. First, remember that little kids pick this up quickly and easily, so you can too!

We all know there are 60 seconds in a minute, 60 minutes in an hour, and 24 hours in a day, right? and that the day is divided into the a.m. of 12 hours and the p.m. of 12 hours.

So analog clocks show those 12 hours as the numbers 1-12 evenly spaced around the clock face. Now look a little closer and you see it's also divided into 60 marks with a tick mark for each of the 60 seconds/minute or 60 minutes/hour. Hang on, we're almost there!

The little hand points to the HOUR number (1-12). If it's in between two numbers, that means the time is in between those two hours.

The big hand points to the MINUTE tick mark. Notice that the 1-12 numbers coincide with each 5th tick mark so it's easy to count them. Just count by 5's! So if the big hand is between the 3 and the 4, that means the minute of the hour is between 15 and 20, look at which tick mark for the exact minute.

Now, can you figure out how the second hand works? Good! Kindergarten dismissed!

/s

[–] Toribor@corndog.social 4 points 3 months ago

I can tell the time perfectly well unless someone asks me what time it is. Then my brain is completely useless and I just have to twist my wrist around awkwardly to show them.

[–] Rooskie91@discuss.online 9 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Sounds like divisive bullshit.

After all the millennial horseshit we had to hear in the 2010's and we're just gonna turn around and do the same shit, huh?

[–] Frozengyro@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

Yup, hating on the next generation is a tale as old as time. Idk why, but every generation seems to do it. Maybe it's being uncomfortable with them being different or afraid of their youthfulness. I don't get it.

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[–] Emmie@lemmings.world 9 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (12 children)

Analog clocks are kind of annoying tbh. Sometimes you need that little extra energy you have to spend on wondering whether it is 11:37 or 11:38 already by carefully visually bisecting the circle section between 7 and 8.
Millimetres of white space keep you wondering about the nature of analogue vs digital, discrete vs continuous and measurement uncertainty while you have better things to do but cannot just give up on OCDing whether it is exactly 11:37:30 already or maybe it is 11:37:35? And boom in these seconds you were wondering it is already pointless because it is the past and now it is time to wonder if it is 11:38:15 or 11:38:30

Whereas for digital it is just:
oh it is 11:11 on 11.11.11, how cool, life’s good

Thus it is my opinion that analogue clocks are virgins whereas digital are chads

[–] sheogorath@lemmy.world 11 points 3 months ago

I love having an analog clock. It makes it feel like you have more time compared to a digital clock, making me more relaxed. For example, if the time is 12:34 PM, my subconscious will think, "Ahh, shit, 26 more minutes before 1 PM." But with an analog clock, I read it as around half an hour before 1 PM. The visual representation also helps, like seeing that there is a distance that the hands need to travel to reach a certain time.

All in all, I very much prefer having analog clocks vs digital when given the chance.

[–] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 11 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I read both kinds of clocks differently and have to sit and process to translate between them. A digital clock I read as "six twenty-five AM." An analog clock I read as "almost half-past six." I usually don't bother reading an analog clock at greater resolutions than a quarter hour.

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[–] Korrok@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I'm a millenial and I can read analog clocks, but it takes me a few seconds, it's not as instant as with digital ones.

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[–] sol6_vi@lemmy.world 8 points 3 months ago

Who cares. Analog audio, video, phones, all out the window. Next people will be complaining people don't even know anything about vacuum tubes. Digital clocks are easier to read and make more fuckin sense. Leave the kids alone. 🙄🙄🙄

[–] chocosoldier@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 3 months ago

oh look yet another warmed over "DAE the kids r bad" talking point that i've been hearing literally since i learned language.

[–] ngwoo@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago (4 children)

If only there was a building children could attend where they do things like teach how clocks work

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[–] EmperorHenry@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 3 months ago

You failed as a teacher, volume 1

[–] bitMasque@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago (11 children)

So, schools aren't even capable of teaching students how to read clocks anymore?

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[–] RangerJosie@sffa.community 5 points 3 months ago

ITT: Big boomer energy.

[–] Kalysta@lemm.ee 5 points 3 months ago (4 children)

Feels more like we should teach kids better rather than remove the clocks.

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[–] Alexstarfire@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I'd like to see their faces when trying to read a binary clock.

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[–] AlexWIWA@lemmy.ml 4 points 3 months ago

Sounds like a fake article

[–] rotopenguin@infosec.pub 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Kids can't even read a sundial nowadays, smh

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