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[–] Anti_Face_Weapon@lemmy.world 20 points 10 months ago (4 children)

I don't believe this for a second. You can literally just look at it and intuitively understand. Not to mention part of the standard elementary school curriculum is how to read a clock.

[–] zarkanian@sh.itjust.works 12 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (2 children)

Wait...you think those are intuitive? Fuck no.

Who's going to intuitively know that "long hand pointing at 2" means "10 minutes after the hour"? Also, having the long hand for minutes is super unintuitive when hours are longer than minutes.

[–] GaMEChld@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago

May not be super intuitive, but getting rid of them is intellectually lazy. If you know an hour is 60 minutes, it makes enough sense.

If an hour is 60 minutes, 60/12 is 5 minutes per number on the clock. Long hand is minutes because there are more minutes in a day than hours. Or at least that's how I can rationalize it.

If you can explain an analog clock that quickly, it's just lazy for them to not learn it. It also has cross application to make people more comfortable with mental math and multiples commonly seen in trigonometry.

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[–] texasspacejoey@lemmy.ca 19 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Shouldnt we blame the teachers for fsiling to teach kids how to read the clock?

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 12 points 10 months ago

Or the schools for removing the clocks, thus preventing anyone from practicing.

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[–] openrain502r@sh.itjust.works 18 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

bruh I can read analogue clocks and I'm gen z. it's probably rage bait though, so who cares :/

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[–] wuphysics87@lemmy.ml 15 points 10 months ago

If only they still taught how to read a sundial, but those damn new fangled analog clocks...

[–] Asclepiaz@lemmy.world 12 points 10 months ago (3 children)

This has got to be rage bait like the litterbox thing right?

[–] andrefsp@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago

Yup. Of course it is and half of the comment section is falling for it.

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[–] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 10 points 10 months ago (2 children)

So many edgelords in the comments shit talking younger generations for learning different things.
Y'all sound like old farts crying about how schools stopped using slide rules and how modern music just isn't as good.

[–] Pilferjinx@lemmy.world 20 points 10 months ago (10 children)

I think keeping analog tech along side the digital equivalent is probably a good idea, just in case. Plus learning varied systems makes for more adaptable and smarter people.

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[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

No publisher, no byline, no way to know what the source of the claim is coming from.

But they did include a bit of meme art, so it seems indisputable.

[–] leadore@lemmy.world 10 points 10 months ago (1 children)

OK let's have a lesson for those who find this difficult. First, remember that little kids pick this up quickly and easily, so you can too!

We all know there are 60 seconds in a minute, 60 minutes in an hour, and 24 hours in a day, right? and that the day is divided into the a.m. of 12 hours and the p.m. of 12 hours.

So analog clocks show those 12 hours as the numbers 1-12 evenly spaced around the clock face. Now look a little closer and you see it's also divided into 60 marks with a tick mark for each of the 60 seconds/minute or 60 minutes/hour. Hang on, we're almost there!

The little hand points to the HOUR number (1-12). If it's in between two numbers, that means the time is in between those two hours.

The big hand points to the MINUTE tick mark. Notice that the 1-12 numbers coincide with each 5th tick mark so it's easy to count them. Just count by 5's! So if the big hand is between the 3 and the 4, that means the minute of the hour is between 15 and 20, look at which tick mark for the exact minute.

Now, can you figure out how the second hand works? Good! Kindergarten dismissed!

/s

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[–] Korrok@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I'm a millenial and I can read analog clocks, but it takes me a few seconds, it's not as instant as with digital ones.

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[–] Rooskie91@discuss.online 9 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Sounds like divisive bullshit.

After all the millennial horseshit we had to hear in the 2010's and we're just gonna turn around and do the same shit, huh?

[–] Frozengyro@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

Yup, hating on the next generation is a tale as old as time. Idk why, but every generation seems to do it. Maybe it's being uncomfortable with them being different or afraid of their youthfulness. I don't get it.

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[–] Emmie@lemmings.world 9 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (12 children)

Analog clocks are kind of annoying tbh. Sometimes you need that little extra energy you have to spend on wondering whether it is 11:37 or 11:38 already by carefully visually bisecting the circle section between 7 and 8.
Millimetres of white space keep you wondering about the nature of analogue vs digital, discrete vs continuous and measurement uncertainty while you have better things to do but cannot just give up on OCDing whether it is exactly 11:37:30 already or maybe it is 11:37:35? And boom in these seconds you were wondering it is already pointless because it is the past and now it is time to wonder if it is 11:38:15 or 11:38:30

Whereas for digital it is just:
oh it is 11:11 on 11.11.11, how cool, life’s good

Thus it is my opinion that analogue clocks are virgins whereas digital are chads

[–] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 11 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I read both kinds of clocks differently and have to sit and process to translate between them. A digital clock I read as "six twenty-five AM." An analog clock I read as "almost half-past six." I usually don't bother reading an analog clock at greater resolutions than a quarter hour.

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[–] sheogorath@lemmy.world 11 points 10 months ago

I love having an analog clock. It makes it feel like you have more time compared to a digital clock, making me more relaxed. For example, if the time is 12:34 PM, my subconscious will think, "Ahh, shit, 26 more minutes before 1 PM." But with an analog clock, I read it as around half an hour before 1 PM. The visual representation also helps, like seeing that there is a distance that the hands need to travel to reach a certain time.

All in all, I very much prefer having analog clocks vs digital when given the chance.

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[–] sol6_vi@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago

Who cares. Analog audio, video, phones, all out the window. Next people will be complaining people don't even know anything about vacuum tubes. Digital clocks are easier to read and make more fuckin sense. Leave the kids alone. 🙄🙄🙄

[–] chocosoldier@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 10 months ago

oh look yet another warmed over "DAE the kids r bad" talking point that i've been hearing literally since i learned language.

[–] ngwoo@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago (4 children)

If only there was a building children could attend where they do things like teach how clocks work

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[–] bitMasque@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago (11 children)

So, schools aren't even capable of teaching students how to read clocks anymore?

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[–] RangerJosie@sffa.community 5 points 10 months ago

ITT: Big boomer energy.

[–] Kalysta@lemm.ee 5 points 10 months ago (4 children)

Feels more like we should teach kids better rather than remove the clocks.

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[–] Alexstarfire@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I'd like to see their faces when trying to read a binary clock.

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[–] AlexWIWA@lemmy.ml 4 points 10 months ago

Sounds like a fake article

[–] thesushicat@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

It's true. I teach college kids, and a couple of years ago my class was taking a midterm. The room didn't have a clock so I put my watch on the document camera display so they'd know how much time was left. A girl in the front row asked me what time it was, because she couldn't tell time. After she turned in her test, thinking she must be kind of embarrassed about this, I told her I'd be happy to teach her how to tell time. She gave me a look like "ok, boomer" and said no thanks.

[–] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 10 points 10 months ago

Yeah that girl is going places in life. Though probably not on time.

[–] rotopenguin@infosec.pub 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Kids can't even read a sundial nowadays, smh

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