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[–] Apytele@sh.itjust.works 82 points 4 months ago (1 children)

This is just proof of the peak performance of CHONK. Prioritizing energy storage is a great strategy utilized by many different organisms even as distantly related as animals and plants. You can afford to send out more shoots than a seraphim has eyes when you were born from the ground gently swaddled in a metric fuckton of starch you generational wealth inheriting bastard. But like it or not, this is peak evolutionary performance.

[–] cowboydiplomat@startrek.website 28 points 4 months ago (1 children)

You can afford to send out more shoots than a seraphim has eyes when you were born from the ground gently swaddled in a metric fuckton of starch you generational wealth inheriting bastard.

You really have a way with words 😂

[–] Apytele@sh.itjust.works 8 points 4 months ago

I dream of one day being a famous copypasta author.

[–] expatriado@lemmy.world 22 points 4 months ago (2 children)

poor thing, tried really hard till the last minute

[–] CaptainBlagbird@lemmy.world 13 points 4 months ago

It tried so hard and grew so far, but in the end it didn't find the right matter.

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 11 points 4 months ago

Tried really hard to summon a portal to Oblivion.

[–] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 8 points 4 months ago

The potatoes are not what they seem

[–] TurboHarbinger@feddit.cl 8 points 4 months ago

Looks like the thing.

[–] Cosmicomical@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

"Where's the fucking router"

[–] cloudless@lemmy.cafe 4 points 4 months ago

You are growing red weed.