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    submitted 5 months ago by Rustmilian@lemmy.world to c/linuxmemes@lemmy.world
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    [–] NeatNit@discuss.tchncs.de 67 points 5 months ago (1 children)

    and Windows 10 is obviously so outdated it's not even worth including

    [–] Rustmilian@lemmy.world 37 points 5 months ago

    I'm honestly surprised someone got that, LMAO.

    [–] swab148@startrek.website 32 points 5 months ago (2 children)

    I don't see Hannah Montana Linux, that's a paddlin'

    [–] Rustmilian@lemmy.world 21 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

    ~~Hannah Montana Linux is too good to be listed, if we at Microsoft acknowledged it's existence we'll have to admit that Linux is clearly superior and that's a threat to our bottom line.~~

    Hannah Montana Linux? Sorry, never heard of it.

    [–] _______@poeng.link 7 points 5 months ago

    Hannah Montana Linux was shut down and replaced with Justin Bieber Linux to stay relevant, it's newer so it's better.

    [–] Arbiter@lemmy.world 26 points 5 months ago (1 children)

    What about TempleOS?

    [–] Rustmilian@lemmy.world 44 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

    Can't connect to the internet, so we at Microsoft can't farm any of your data; Maliciously Bad.

    [–] bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 25 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (2 children)

    I'm too lazy but is Microsoft's Azure Linux on there as well?

    [–] Rustmilian@lemmy.world 19 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

    Pffft. We at Microsoft don't use Linux, that clearly doesn't exist.

    ~~please all corporations please please buy Microsoft Azure & Windows Server please we at Microsoft beg of you~~

    [–] where_am_i@sh.itjust.works 21 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

    You're like 20y late with this joke. MS runs their servers on linux nowdays.

    They already have WSL and their own Linux distro.

    Give them another 5 years and they'll have rewritten their core to sit on top of unix and will have become a simple commercial linux distro. When buying a windows laptop you will be able to click through 5 yes/no promts, unlock the terminal and yum -S gnome-desktop to break free. No dual boot needed.

    You know what's the worst part? M$ will be the biggest contributor to the kernel. And that's how linux will die.

    [–] FiskFisk33@startrek.website 4 points 5 months ago

    I doubt that, but not as hard as I thought I would

    [–] AVincentInSpace@pawb.social 18 points 5 months ago

    You forgot to put Windows 10 in "Maliciously Bad"

    You will use Windows 11 or you will not use Windows at all

    [–] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 8 points 5 months ago

    AI vs not AI

    [–] bulwark@lemmy.world 8 points 5 months ago

    Ohh, I hear TierMaker OS is really good.

    [–] electro1@infosec.pub 6 points 5 months ago (2 children)

    GNOMEO ?! never heard of that one before ?

    [–] d_k_bo@feddit.de 4 points 5 months ago (1 children)

    It clearly says iNOME O.

    GNOME OS is a distro for testing out GNOME technologies and isn't intended for daily use.

    [–] electro1@infosec.pub 2 points 5 months ago

    Thank you

    I thought it wasn't properly scaled

    [–] Morphit@feddit.uk 1 points 5 months ago

    Wherefore art thou Gnomeo?

    [–] Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works 6 points 5 months ago (1 children)

    There is no BSD???

    [–] Rustmilian@lemmy.world 11 points 5 months ago (2 children)

    BSD? Sorry, we at microsoft only know of BDSM.
    #DominationKink #CummingToUserSuffering

    [–] AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works 6 points 5 months ago

    I once saw a webcomic many years ago with a straight couple in kink gear in front of a computer, and the guy was saying something like "You've been a bad girl, I'm installing Windows ME on your computer."

    I tried searching for it, but I can't find it. :/

    [–] Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works 4 points 5 months ago

    Them kinky bastards!!!! Lmao

    [–] Siegfried@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago

    Even from the MS perspective, Debian is over Arch, check mate non-believers

    This is obviously a joke.

    [–] terminhell@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 5 months ago

    (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻

    [–] PoolloverNathan@programming.dev 1 points 5 months ago (1 children)

    No NixOS?

    [–] NeatNit@discuss.tchncs.de 10 points 5 months ago (1 children)

    4th row 3rd icon

    [–] PoolloverNathan@programming.dev 3 points 5 months ago

    I'm blind, sorry

    [–] idegenszavak@sh.itjust.works -2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

    Manjaro should have its own even lower tier

    [–] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 6 points 5 months ago (1 children)

    That wouldn't make sense. They should have Ubuntu be in the middle since it is closely tied to Azure

    [–] Ziglin@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

    How about a 'Just because we use it doesn't mean it's any good' tier?