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Used to be you could blow dust off a shelf. Now you can't. Because of woke.

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[–] tfw_no_toiletpaper@lemmy.world 41 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] nifty@lemmy.world 31 points 1 year ago (2 children)

So you’re saying you’re getting blown less now

[–] maynarkh@feddit.nl 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Everyone's got to settle down sometime

[–] nifty@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago
[–] RattlerSix@lemmy.world 31 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Things haven't been the same since the world got woke about fecal particulates

[–] RattlerSix@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago

Oh I just found out dust is supposedly harder to blow these days, I was assuming people quit blowing dust because it was unhealthy. Well, anyway, any day I can say "fecal particulates" is a good day

[–] Ghyste@sh.itjust.works 23 points 1 year ago
[–] yuri@pawb.social 18 points 1 year ago

From top to bottom these read like you’re being gaslit and having to get more and more assertive until you’re not even asking a question anymore. It’s just self assurance that you’re not crazy lmao

[–] not_woody_shaw@lemmy.world 17 points 1 year ago (2 children)

There's no insects to stir it up and loosen it.

[–] LuckingFurker@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 1 year ago

Because of all the woke there is, probably

[–] Shkshkshk@dice.camp 7 points 1 year ago

You actually reminded of this wonderful #dream I had last night about explaining to my fiancée how earthworms are an invasive species

[–] MachineFab812@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Half are indoor smokers. None have heard of feather-dusters ... outside the context of the bedroom.