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Human missions to Mars in doubt after astronaut kidney shrinkage revealed (www.yahoo.com)

submitted 4 months ago by yogthos@lemmy.ml to c/space@lemmy.ml

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[–] crazyminner@lemmy.ml 10 points 4 months ago

Good! Maybe those stupid fucks will realize we only have one planet to unfuck. Can't escape to a red shit hole now.

Ah who am I kidding.

[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 8 points 4 months ago (1 children)

We should still send Musk there.

[–] yogthos@lemmy.ml 0 points 4 months ago (1 children)

in fact, we should send every billionaire there

[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 1 points 4 months ago (1 children)

We send all other billionaire there first, and then musk. Then all his rich friends will laugh at him for doing "his thing" last

[–] yogthos@lemmy.ml -2 points 4 months ago

🤣

[–] rubpoll@hexbear.net 7 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Imagine still having to negotiate with private health insurance as a Mars colonist. Oh, Kaiser didn't cover your kidney shrinkage medicine? Just fill out a form in our office on Earth to start a review process.

[–] yogthos@lemmy.ml -2 points 4 months ago

🤣

[–] harrys_balzac@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 4 months ago

It's cold up there. Of course it's going to shrink. I'm sure it's more than adequate.

Oh, kidney. Nvm.

[–] GenosseFlosse@lemmy.nz 3 points 4 months ago

Don't worry, Elon will invent an cyber-liver that can be implanted in your body and uses off the shelf coffee filters to clean your blood.