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Leave it to Stan

Those cars be so big.

Across the street to the cun† church

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Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, TempleOS?

Only text based (or CLI-T) ones

That's because the clitoris, and by extension the female orgasm, is a myth created by second wave feminists to make straight men seem sexually incompetent.

They probably don't even know what a clit is so my guess is it's unintentional.

They knew what they were doing.

Oh I've met some pretty innocent Christians. Keep in mind that this is the same group that gets stressed by the word "damn". Think pure thoughts!

So, I grew up in a super religious environment -- which is where I grew up, not necessarily the folks in this picture. But if this was from my childhood, I would imagine it went down like this: there are quite a few people who are 100% bought in to the religious teachings. A few of those folks probably got together and developed this idea. No double entendre meant or understood. But there are also quite a few folks who are at least aware of the real world. Those folks saw this trainwreck unfolding in slow motion. But the problem is, sex is taboo. So what are they going to do? Raise the alarm? Explain to everyone who doesn't know what a clit is? And then, worst of all, explain how they know what a clit is? Oh hell no. That's just never going to happen. So if the team embarrasses themselves, well, I guess that was just God's will.

An offshoot of the LABIA?

Linux men, they can't find the clit even if you shove it in their faces

Lol everyone knows it doesn't exist. Or where is it mentioned in the bible?! That's right, nowhere

It looks kinda like a slow pitch softball team. If that's the case they almost certainly knew because most of the team names are jokes. I knew one team made up exclusively of people in AA and NA and the team's name was "Free Base"

It's freaking hard man, I don't think I coidl ever master it.

It's a deeply complex game dating back thousands of years. It's extremely compelling, difficult to learn, and you could spend a lifetime mastering it. I can understand why the church fears it. Who has time for a sermon when you could be studying Tsumego and learning Joseki?

Gastrointestinal Obstructions are seriously painful, you can't take that stuff lightly

They'd probably spank him for pointing it out anyway.

The cross looks like a "T". That's why, I think.