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Tech jobs be like (media.mas.to)

submitted 1 year ago by yogthos@lemmy.ml to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml

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[–] three@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago

every job is like this

[–] llama@midwest.social 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

At 5pm somebody once added an email that had an auto responder to a distribution list that was used in a lot of places. As I'm eating my dinner my phone is getting blown up because everything is suddenly getting spammed with delivery failures because the auto responder was getting blocked from blasting everybody on the distribution list. I was like, I'm sorry you've fabricated an urgent situation after hours but I'm gonna eat my chicken now.

[–] yogthos@lemmy.ml -1 points 1 year ago

And this is why tech companies love hiring young people who haven't yet developed a sense of self-respect or learned yo value their time.

[–] FrostyCaveman@lemm.ee 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Gotta love fake deadlines

[–] xia@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 1 year ago

Gotta work unpaid overtime now I guess...