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[–] CaptainEffort@sh.itjust.works 3 points 5 months ago (2 children)

“Can think for herself” makes me thing they’re just trolling

[–] Phegan@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

You are underestimating christo-fascists and their desire for ultra traditional gender roles.

[–] Bertuccio@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

"Can think for herself".

Dude really wants to do the "Where you do want to go eat?" "I dunno, where do you want to go eat?" vicious cycle?

[–] abbiistabbii@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 5 months ago

This man is basically saying out loud "Don't date me, I just want a servant I can fuck."

[–] Odelay42@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago

Having a penis conspicuously absent from this list.

[–] S_H_K@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 5 months ago

"Can think for herself"
Give this man an inflatable fuckdoll

[–] Kidplayer_666@lemm.ee 0 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Vaping would be a deal breaker for me. Besides being douchy, I just plain don’t like it, just how I hate smoking. Piercings I probably wouldn’t like outa taste, but someone who can think for themselves is a must otherwise I’d get bored quickly. Not being able to cook would be somewhat problematic as I can’t cook well either, soooo…

[–] jlow@beehaw.org 1 points 5 months ago

You can learn to cook together 😻

[–] Smorty@lemmy.blahaj.zone 0 points 5 months ago (1 children)

For some reason I have a real bad phobia of piercings, which is unfortunate, as most hot people have them.

[–] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 0 points 5 months ago (1 children)

The only ones that really bother me are the ones that go through the center part of their nose like a cartoon bull. I can't stop thinking about them getting crusty when you have a runny nose and it grosses me out.

[–] Smorty@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 5 months ago

Oh yeah I get that. I too think that it's weird how these through the nose ones are so popular...

[–] key@lemmy.keychat.org 0 points 5 months ago (1 children)

He forgot to include "- Can recognize satire"

[–] jlow@beehaw.org 1 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Yeah, this has to be satire, right? Right?

[–] Gormadt@lemmy.blahaj.zone 0 points 5 months ago (1 children)

You'd hope so but it aligns way too close to a lot of the "trad wife" types for me to be too sure

[–] skulblaka@startrek.website 1 points 5 months ago (1 children)

That just means it's good satire

[–] HappyFrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 4 months ago

Nah, good satire can be recognized as satire. This is indistinguishable from what some manosphere dudes post.

[–] OnlyTakesLs@sh.itjust.works -1 points 5 months ago

The only thing that can take a ten to a one is not having a goblet made from a skull of one of her slain enemies!