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[–] GreatTitEnthusiast@mander.xyz 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Took me a second

They wouldn't call the year 59 bc in 59 bc

[–] Unbeelievable@beehaw.org 4 points 1 year ago

They would probably not speak Modern English either.

[–] RGB3x3@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Okay, honest question: what did they call it then, if anything?

Because it's not like they planned on counting down to the future "messiah's" birthday.

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (2 children)

You have to look at non-Christian calendars.

It was 2275 in Korea.

It was 265 of the 33rd dynasty in Egypt.

It was 2 of the 180th Olympiad in Greece.

More here: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/59_BC

I like the Chinese version best

辛酉年 (Metal Rooster) 2639 or 2432

[–] Holzkohlen@feddit.de 1 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Damn, so Korea went back in time? Or what are they on now? Did they hit 40K yet? Do they count in dog years? Do they inflate their numbers so it sounds cooler? Have the halfed it, when they split the country in half? I demand answers Korea!

[–] EddoWagt@feddit.nl 1 points 1 year ago

I now realise that I know absolutely nothing of Korean history

[–] SomethingBurger@jlai.lu 1 points 1 year ago

North Korea is at 113; they use their own calendar.

[–] charonn0@startrek.website 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The Romans named their years after who was elected Consul that year. There were two Consuls, so you'd say "in the consulship of Jones and Smith". 59BC was Julius Caesar and some other guy. The other guy was so unimportant that Romans joked by calling it the consulship of "Julius and Caesar".

[–] positiveWHAT@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Humour like that makes ancient people so much more relatable.

[–] Justas@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago

"Three men, a greek, a roman and a celt each get an island.

The greek writes a book about flora and fauna of his island.

The roman, realising that the island does not need to be conquered, builds a house, a road to the shore and a statue to himself.

The celt starts a fight."

[–] TwanHE@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Some humour transcends lifetimes, we were carving dicks into walls before the first century.

[–] Jolteon@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 year ago (3 children)

So, what would somebody say the year was if they were asked at that point?

[–] Toes@ani.social 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

A universal calendar hasn't been established yet so it would depend on where you are.

For example today in 59 BC under the Athenian calendar would be 17 of Thargelion, Ol.180.1

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

But that's a conversion that everyone knows anyways.

[–] perviouslyiner@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Consulship of Caesar and Bibulus - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/59_BC lists some options of how it would be called in various places

[–] mrmule@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

In Egypt they would say the 8th year of Cleopatra VII Thea Philopator

[–] maculata@aussie.zone -1 points 1 year ago

No they wouldn’t. They would say something similar BUT IN OLDE WORLDY EGYPTIAN.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

How do we know they mean BC as in "Before Christ" and not BC as in "Before Cambrian?"

[–] zaphod@sopuli.xyz 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

"Before" implies something hasn't happened yet, therefore if they know it's before "something" they must be a time traveller from some after C, whatever the C might be.