this post was submitted on 15 Nov 2023
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[–] MxM111@kbin.social 73 points 11 months ago (2 children)

I usually do not undress when such situation presents.

[–] Custoslibera@lemmy.world 38 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Look, we all have our process ok, don’t judge me for mine.

[–] GBU_28@lemm.ee 16 points 11 months ago

The homie is just venting about Brenda and you got your dingus a dangus

[–] jcg@halubilo.social 5 points 11 months ago

Yeah, I'm usually already undressed.

[–] MissJinx@lemmy.world 59 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (2 children)

the best advice I got in life regarding social interactions (specially at work) is from the penguins of madagascar. Wave and smile. If you can't wave, nod. Always agree and say "oh my" "really" "that's great/horrible". People love me at the office and that's all I do

[–] Rodeo@lemmy.ca 17 points 11 months ago

"Sympathetic but uninterested" is the tone I go for.

[–] twei@feddit.de 10 points 11 months ago

"I ain't reading all that. I'm happy for u tho. Or sorry that happened."

[–] saltesc@lemmy.world 22 points 11 months ago

And they seek my affirmation or opinion after. It's already super awkward and now my options are awkwardly give advice or awkwardly tell them it's way too awkward. I just wanted to clean my coffee mug 😭

[–] moshtradamus666@lemmy.world 13 points 11 months ago

I know what you mean, but that's just life. You have deal with unusual people and too much information and shit.

[–] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 11 points 11 months ago

I feel that way after someone makes me write down their fax number. I'm not paid enough to act like a businessman from the 80s