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[–] AFKBRBChocolate@lemmy.world 40 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Knowing me, probably something like "I wonder what this does..."

[–] 0110010001100010@lemmy.world 12 points 6 months ago

lol same, or maybe "hold my beer."

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[–] Pronell@lemmy.world 36 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] Chozo@fedia.io 21 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I can't believe you've done this.

[–] Arcynic@lemmy.world 19 points 6 months ago (1 children)

"pspspspsps" or "who's a cute [animal that's about to end me]"

[–] Today@lemmy.world 8 points 6 months ago (1 children)
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[–] ShittyBeatlesFCPres@lemmy.world 17 points 6 months ago

β€œHere is an alternative Piped link(s)β€œ and then it links to a video of me dying.

[–] ChihuahuaOfDoom@lemmy.world 17 points 6 months ago (3 children)

What are you gonna do, stab me?

[–] bitfucker@programming.dev 11 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Nonono, this is an interview to work for Boeing

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[–] nokturne213@sopuli.xyz 15 points 6 months ago

So long and thanks for all the fish.

[–] xmunk@sh.itjust.works 13 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] MellowSnow@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] xmunk@sh.itjust.works 8 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Nah, just an appreciation for what I've experienced in life. Lot's of snu snu involved but a lot of other stuff too.

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[–] JohnDClay@sh.itjust.works 12 points 6 months ago

Probably something like 'I've gotta pee'

[–] mp3@lemmy.ca 10 points 6 months ago

If I am to be defeated in battle, I hope to whisper "you absolute twa^aaaaaaaa...^" towards my vanquisher as my last breath.

[–] Corno@lemm.ee 8 points 6 months ago (1 children)

"Before I die, I have a stash of money and precious gold... I'll tell you where it is... it's.. it's...... dramatically dies "

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[–] HipsterTenZero@dormi.zone 8 points 6 months ago

He who is valiant and pure of spirit may find the holy grail in the castle of aaaaarrgghhh

[–] vvv@programming.dev 8 points 6 months ago (1 children)

The password to my password manager: a few randomly chosen words that will definitely just sound like nonsense dementia-talk probably.

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[–] shinigamiookamiryuu@lemm.ee 8 points 6 months ago (2 children)

My last words of every night are typically prayers, so if I die in my sleep, you can bet it was that.

[–] HubertManne@kbin.social 6 points 6 months ago

if thats the case mine is going to be something like "whos a good girl?"

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[–] getoffthedrugsdude@lemmy.ml 7 points 6 months ago

Fuckin finally

[–] Maestro@fedia.io 7 points 6 months ago (2 children)

More of a "Whoops" guy myself

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Same as my first word. Shit.

[–] themeatbridge@lemmy.world 7 points 6 months ago

Hang on, almost figured it...

[–] DirigibleProtein@aussie.zone 7 points 6 months ago

"What are you gonna do, shoot me?"

[–] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 6 points 6 months ago

"Whatever you do, don't open... the..."

[–] ogmios@sh.itjust.works 6 points 6 months ago

See you again next time

[–] Kalkaline@leminal.space 6 points 6 months ago

"Oh yeah? Prove it"

[–] Pulpogarden@lemmy.ml 6 points 6 months ago

I told you I was sick!

[–] Sotuanduso@lemm.ee 5 points 6 months ago

Change the world.'); DROP TABLE Deaths;--

[–] ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 6 months ago

Gazpacho soup.

[–] FancyPantsFIRE@lemm.ee 5 points 6 months ago

I don’t know, it looks pretty sturdy to me.

[–] Mikelius@lemmy.world 5 points 6 months ago

Fuck this, fuck that, fuck you, I’m out.

[–] verity_kindle@sh.itjust.works 5 points 6 months ago

"It was...fun."

[–] jehreg@lemmy.ca 5 points 6 months ago

« Does it look like it’s coming closer ?Β Β»

[–] TheBlackKnight@lemmy.world 5 points 6 months ago (1 children)
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[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 5 points 6 months ago

I left you a present..

[–] Dirk@lemmy.ml 4 points 6 months ago (1 children)

"What could possibly go wrong?"

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[–] fjordbasa@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago

I don’t want to go

[–] Tixanou@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago

change da world

my final message. Goodb ye

[–] mdhughes@lemmy.ml 4 points 6 months ago

"What was that noise?"

[–] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 3 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Heh. You made one mistake... Your safety's on.

Then I would try some action movie bullshit and die, but can you imagine if it worked?

[–] orangeNgreen@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago

β€œYou think you defeated me? You think I did not know what I bought for my Wanna?”

[–] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago

β€œAll this time and they still haven’t figured it out….”

[–] NONE_dc@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago

"Freedom, at last...!"

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