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[–] Donjuanme@lemmy.world 28 points 1 year ago

"THE CHILDLESS, UNMARRIED ABORTION ARMY MOBILIZED BY BARBIE, TAYLOR SWIFT, AND TIKTOK" was "CRUSHING REPUBLICANS AT THE BALLOT BOX."

Oooorrrr this is the first election since the "just balls and strikes, totally not bribed" supreme court dismantled basic privacy protections for half the population of our country.

[–] crazyminner@lemmy.ml 28 points 1 year ago

These assholes are going to get Taylor Swift killed...

[–] LWD@lemm.ee 26 points 1 year ago* (last edited 11 months ago)
[–] LillyPip@lemmy.ca 26 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Lol. Place the blame anywhere but themselves.

This is the 21st century version of witch burning, and I’m not even kidding. Far-right circles have been screeching about how she’s an actual witch whose concerts are satanic rituals because of some throw-away line she said at a recent concert, and since their movement is ordained by god or whatever of course they could only lose if the witch cursed them.

I wish I was kidding, but that’s really what they’re saying. If this was a small town, they’d be pressing her to death at the next moon.

How is this insanity mainstream? It’s crazy. They’re crazy people.

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[–] Neato@kbin.social 24 points 1 year ago

I'm sure Swift loves getting credit for that. I know I'd be elated if someone said I helped Republicans to lose.

[–] ohlaph@lemmy.world 24 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Anything to not admit they're simply not wanted.

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[–] RojoSanIchiban@lemmy.world 19 points 1 year ago

TAY TAY IS BIG BOOGEY MAN

The gop is so goddamn pathetic.

[–] Rhoeri@lemmy.world 17 points 1 year ago

I’d love to see her continue to fuck then up.. Please let them pick this fight.

[–] CaptDust@sh.itjust.works 17 points 1 year ago (5 children)

"THE CHILDLESS, UNMARRIED ABORTION ARMY MOBILIZED BY BARBIE, TAYLOR SWIFT, AND TIKTOK CRUSHING REPUBLICANS AT THE BALLOT BOX."

Mmmm delicious

[–] dmention7@lemm.ee 17 points 1 year ago

LMAO I thought this was a snarky jab at Republicans, but it's an actual tweet by a Republican.

I have never been able to can even less than I am right now.

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[–] Waraugh@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 1 year ago

I was so scared about Ohio and had a lot of guilt. I moved within state four months ago and my registration has still not been updated after mailing in multiple forms and trying to get it sorted out before the deadline. I’m fairly livid and didn’t feel comfortable voting at my registered polling location since I have a new address. I was told updating your voting record was quick and easy. What a bunch of shit.

[–] frezik@midwest.social 13 points 1 year ago

We would have gotten away with it if it wasn't for those darn Swifties!

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