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[–] CaptDust@sh.itjust.works 17 points 1 year ago (3 children)

"THE CHILDLESS, UNMARRIED ABORTION ARMY MOBILIZED BY BARBIE, TAYLOR SWIFT, AND TIKTOK CRUSHING REPUBLICANS AT THE BALLOT BOX."

Mmmm delicious

[–] dmention7@lemm.ee 17 points 1 year ago

LMAO I thought this was a snarky jab at Republicans, but it's an actual tweet by a Republican.

I have never been able to can even less than I am right now.

[–] whenigrowup356@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Can we make this our "deplorables?" I really wanna join the abortion army, ngl

[–] CaptDust@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 year ago

Yes we meet on tiktak

[–] assassin_aragorn@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Lmao wait they actually said that?

[–] CaptDust@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 year ago

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